Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 24

The footbath bucket was the most common one sold for 9.9 yuan. When Ning Xiaoyu placed her jiojio[1]feet inside the bucket, some of the water accidentally splashed out and a few droplets happened to land onto Mu Jiajia’s salted fish pillow.

Mu Jiajia looked at the pillow in her arms and didn’t know whether to hold it or throw it away for a while. She was annoyed inside.

She looked at Ning Xiaoyu in disbelief. How could she actually start soaking her feet just like that?

Mu Jiajia couldn’t help ranting inside her mind. You’re a female star at the very least! Moreover, a female star whose career is on the rise! You actually dare soak your feet with such disregard for your image?

Although Ning Xiaoyu’s skin was fair and her feet were small and pretty, Mu Jiajia didn’t want to watch her soaking her feet! Mu Jiajia even more so didn’t want to be stained by Ning Xiaoyu’s footbath water! She couldn’t have this pillow in her arms anymore. She would throw it away once she gets back to her room.

The smile that was plastered on Mu Jiajia’s face instantly became forced.

【Hahaha, I’m cracking up. Comparing saltiness with Xiao Yu? Mu Jiajia is still too young.】

【Scary! Even salted fishes has started competing these days!】

【Involution has reached the salted fish world!】

【You’re learning from me? Okay, you lie down, I’ll soak my jio!】

【As expected of the salted fish king!】

【I’d rather salt myself to death than contend with a colleague!】

【Ning Xiaoyu: Salted fishes, leave it. I’ll take care of it!】

It would be the beginning of winter soon, and once it came, the weather would cool down quickly. Therefore, Ning Xiaoyu had no problem soaking her feet at this time.

Mu Jiajia forced a smile. “Why…… are you soaking your feet?”

【Because it’s a regimen!】

【Because it’s salty!】

【Sisters, the anchor has come up with jujube, goji berries, and feet soaking! What else can there be?!】

【Why else? Soaking your feet has many benefits.】

Ning Xiaoyu put both hands in the pocket of her clothes. Her answer was very simple, “Comfortable.”

Especially when the weather was cold, soaking ones feet would warm one up.

The footbath bucket was a must for Ning Xiaoyu in winter. She could have no gloves and no hat, but definitely not without a footbath.

After the meal, the guests either went back to their own rooms or went to the small garden for a stroll. Ning Xiaoyu ate slowly and most of the time, she was the last guest to leave the living room.

At this moment, only she and Mu Jiajia were the ones in there. Mu Jiajia stayed in the living room to rub against Ning Xiaoyu’s heat, but now she was feeling unhappy.

The water from Ning Xiaoyu’s feet splashed on her just now.

Thinking of this, she couldn’t sit still. Not only did she want to throw away the salted fish pillow, but she also had to take a quick shower.

She got up, hastily said “I’m going back to my room”, and left without looking back.

The love system was so excited that it rubs its hands together. 【Girl, good job! You really appear like a big shot earlier with that ‘wash up and sleep’.】

After Mu Jiajia left, Ning Xiaoyu slowly took out a tangerine out of her pocket.

The program team provides various foods like milk and fruits for the guests, but the audience couldn’t see Ning Xiaoyu on the live stream all the time so they had no idea what Ning Xiaoyu puts in her pocket every day.

【Shocker!】

【I’m surprised, Sisters, really surprised!】

【The anchor’s pocket is really a Doraemon’s pocket, it has everything!】

Ning Xiaoyu explained, “You need to hydrate when soaking your feet.” Afterwards, she slowly peeled the tangerine and took a leisurely bite.

It has to be said that this tangerine was really sweet.

Ning Xiaoyu finished one sweet tangerine in few bites and then took out a second one.

【You’re enjoying it, really enjoying it.】

【Be a person like Ning Xiaoyu!】

【I got it! No wonder Xiao Yu always likes to wear clothes with big pockets!】

【You can take whatever you want from your pocket, I’ve learn it, I’ve learn it.】

After soaking her feet in comfort, Ning Xiaoyu went back to her room to rest.

At this time, her fanmade emoticons began to spread in various small groups.

Soaking jio.jpg

Eating tangerine.jpg

Wash and sleep.jpg

At the beginning, these were only spread in a small scale, but somehow one of the big V’s accidentally discovered them and posted the emoticons on their Weibo.

By the time Ning Xiaoyu woke up the next day, wash up and sleep.jpg was already on the top hot search.

【The expression matches the sentence perfectly.】

【Wash up and sleep, hahaha.】

【Soaking jio.jpg is also very funny. It turns out that female stars soak their feet like this.】

【Hahahaha, her little expression when eating tangerine is so cute.】

Ning Xiaoyu received a good morning message from Shen Yueyue.

The message Shen Yueyue sent was simple and rough, 【Morning, Xiao Yu, you’re trending again.】

【It turns out that so many things happened last night. If I had known, I wouldn’t have gone back to my room early!】

【If I didn’t left, I might have been able to soak my feet and eat tangerines with you.】

Ning Xiaoyu sent a good morning greeting back to the other party. She went on the hot search again because she soaked her feet? This thought passed through Ning Xiaoyu’s mind for a moment before she forgot about it.

When she reached the living room, almost all the other guests were there.

Ning Xiaoyu ordered braised noodles for breakfast, and after eating, it was time for the director to announce that day’s activity.

The director’s face was full of joy. “Guests, let me tell you some good news. Today, our show is collaborating with 《Hello Dad》. The guests from both shows will swap for a few days.”

Guests from both shows would swap for a few days?

What does that mean?

The twelve guests looked at each other.

The director explained with a smile, “It’s literally. Today, the fathers are responsible for chatting and making friends, while you are responsible for taking care of the children.”

【Hahaha, I remember that Weiwei likes children. She even thought of her future baby’s name before.】

【Ah, I’m looking forward to the salted fish taking care of a baby.】

【So how will Xiao Yu take care of a baby?】

【I’m going to sleep, as for you, wash up and go to sleep.jpg】

【Hahahaha, Upstairs, you really know how to use what you learn.】

【Little Friend, don’t make any noise, just eat tangerine. Eating tangerine.jpg】

【Little Friend, want to soak jio?】

【I’m going crazy from laughter. Hahaha, hurry up and let the guests take the babies! Immediately! At once! Right now!】

Before long, the staff arrived with six children with an average age of less than four years old.

“There are six children in total and we have twelve guests. So now, the guests will draw lots and divide into groups of two.”

The program team had already prepared box for drawing numbers. Ning Xiaoyu went up and drew a number. It was number 3.

Her teammate would be the guest who got number 4.

When Shen Yueyue got her number, she looked regretful. “Xiao Yu, I’m number 7.”

Number 8 was Xu Cheng. Shen Yueyue and Xu Cheng didn’t know each other very well. This time they were taking care of a child and the two of them have to work together. It’s estimated that today would be very difficult.

Ling Zige got number 1 and Ning Yuwei got number 2. They were in a team.

Xi Rui got number 5 and Ji Zhang got number 6, forming a team of two.

Shen Yueyue was number 7 and Xu Cheng was number 8.

Mu Jiajia got number 9 and Xue Anzheng got number 10.

The other two guests got number 11 and number 12.

Finally, there was only one number 4 left.

The person who drew number 4 happened to be Movie King, Lu Jingdu.

The love system said sweetly, 【Girl, this must be a special fate.】

Ning Xiaoyu looked suspicious. “You didn’t do anything in secret?”

The love system immediately said, 【Of course not! How can I do such a thing? Do you know the ABO[2]alpha, beta and omega setting?】

Although Ning Xiaoyu didn’t read many novels, she had at least been in the entertainment industry and naturally had heard of it.

The love system continued to say dreamily, 【If this is an ABO world, then you must be a good match.】

In Ning Xiaoyu’s eyes, the love system was just a childish love brain.

And she, its host, had never understood the charm, so when she heard this sentence, she just let out a faint “Oh”.

The love system had a bellyful of words to say, but its host didn’t cooperate at all, so it had no choice but to ship silently by itself.

The children also need to draw lots.

The child who was drawn into the second group was a little girl. She looks like a polished jade and extremely cute. Moreover, she had a good personality, and not at all mischievous or spoiled like some children her age.

The child’s name was Xiangxiang. It was simple and easy to remember.

After a group of guests were divided into groups, each of them took the children assigned to them to the beach to play.

The three people in Ning Xiaoyu’s group weren’t talkative. She was too lazy to talk, Lu Jingdu had a cold personality and doesn’t talk much, while Xiangxiang had just changed to a new environment and was unfamiliar with both of them.

Compared to their group’s silence, the other groups seemed very lively.

Ning Yuwei held a little boy’s hand and smiled sweetly. “Xiao Wei, what do you want to eat? Sister will get it for you.”

Mu Jiajia said to the little girl, “Shall we lie down and bask in the sun together later?”

The little girl had always been a spoiled little princess at home, and when she heard this, she said with a proud look on her face, “I don’t want to.”

Mu Jiajia froze for a moment and said, pretending to be gentle, “Why not? It’s so comfortable to lie on the beach while basking in the sun.”

This time, the little girl took Mu Jiajia’s words as air.

When a group of guests went to the beach near the Friends Lodge, it was still nine o’clock in the morning.

The sun at this point wasn’t too strong and the sea breeze wasn’t too cold, making it suitable for children to play outside.

Ning Yuwei took milk and fruit from the program staff.

With milk in her left hand and apple in her right hand, she asked Xiao Wei with a smile, “Which one do you want to eat? Or do you want both?”

【Aaahhhh, Weiwei is really gentle.】

【Wuuwuuwuu, Weiwei will be a great mom in the future.】

【Compared to our Weiwei, Ning Xiaoyu next door is a der[3]unreliable; silly!】

Xiao Wei wasn’t greedy. He pointed at the milk and said in a childish voice, “I want this.”

Ning Yuwei leaned over and handed the milk to Xiao Wei. “Okay. Drink slowly, don’t choke.”

Xiao Wei nodded. “Understood, Sister.”

【This scene is too warm.】

【What can Ning Xiaoyu next door do other than make a spectacle of herself?】

【She’s a joke. Ning Xiaoyu next door only knows how to eat and eat. Comparing her to our Weiwei is a disgrace.】

The love system hatefully said, 【Girl, all the fans of your cheap little sister are talking bad about you!】

Ning Xiaoyu let out an “Oh”.

【Love System: This is just the beginning, who knows how many points she will get in the end?】

Guests help take care of the children, and at the end of the collaboration, the children would rate the guests assigned to them.

The full score was 100 points.

Children could give any score between 0 and 100.

The group with the highest score would receive a gift prepared by the children in advance.

The gift wasn’t expensive but it had a unique meaning.

Mu Jiajia struggled with the little princess.

“Sisi, why don’t we go sea fishing?”

The little princess was digging sand on the beach, ignoring her.

Mu Jiajia’s patience was already thinning but the little princess had such a big temper so she had to restrain herself. She said in a pleasant tone, “Then you play here. Sister will lie down beside you for a while.”

The little princess put her words into one ear and out the other, not paying Mu Jiajia any attention at all.

After arriving at the beach, Ning Xiaoyu sat down. The sea breeze brought a salty smell and it was another fine weather.

When Ning Xiaoyu was about to interact with Xiangxiang, the voice of the love system rang in her ears, 【Girl, a guest who don’t want to win first place isn’t a good guest.

Hang and beat up your cheap sister and her crazy followers. Win first place along with the movie king and have one more great memory you’ll share in the future.

Do you know what gift Little Friend Xiangxiang has prepared in advance? This gift is really meaningful. However, you’ll only receive it if you get the highest score.

I believe that you can definitely win the favor of Little Friend Xiangxiang in a short period of time.

You can——

A: Interact more with Xiangxiang and cater to her every need.

B: Enjoy the happy and warm ‘parent-child time’ of the three of you.

C: Do something entertaining with Xiangxiang and quickly shorten the distance between the two of you.】

Ning Xiaoyu knew that at times like this, how could the love system be missing?

The task of the love system, although late, had arrived.

Ning Xiaoyu carefully looked at the three options.

A would have been fine, but Ning Xiaoyu felt that catering to her every need was impossible.

What if Xiangxiang puts forward some difficult demands?

One should know that most children have a lot of ideas and were wildly creative.

She just wanted to easily spend the day with the child and didn’t want to give herself trouble.

As for B……

It’s even more impossible.

Option B means that she needs to spend more time and energy on fine-tuning the relationship between the three of them.

The love system hated that Ning Yuwei’s fans were bragging how she would be a gentle and patient mom in the future, and it didn’t believe it. Its host was the best!

Whether it was A, B, or C, all three options could be very warm in its imagination.

Ning Xiaoyu chose option C without much hesitation.

The love system rubbed its hands together. 【Girl, so what recreational activity would you choose to do with Little Friend Xiangxiang?】

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t speak, but the love system soon knew the answer.

Its host, actually, unexpectedly, asked Little Friend Xiangxiang to dig holes with her!

What kind of entertainment was this?!

Ning Xiaoyu reasoned with the love system, “Entertainment is something that makes people happy, right? I’m happy and Little Friend Xiangxiang is also happy, so isn’t digging a hole considered entertainment?”

The love system racked its brains for a while and finally said weakly, 【It seems to make sense. This counts!】

Of course it was. How could it not count?

However, the entertainment activities imagined by the love system include but were not limited to, the male guest carrying the child on his back while running, the female guest singing to the child, and the three of them moving with their legs……

In short, it has never guessed its host plan.

On the side, the other guests who saw Ning Xiaoyu and Xiangxiang digging holes together had different thoughts.

Ning Yuwei inwardly sneered.

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t mix in her circle, so Ning Xiaoyu had no idea that Xiangxiang was President Huo’s only daughter and would inherit the entire Huo Group in the future.

It’s fine if Ning Xiaoyu didn’t indulge the Huo family’s little princess, but Ning Xiaoyu even let her dig a hole on the ground with her! Weren’t she afraid that President Huo would be angry?

Xiangxiang probably never once dug soil in her life.

Mu Jiajia also found Ning Xiaoyu unbelievable.

But she was soon disinclined to think about Ning Xiaoyu. The sand was full of coarse grains and it wasn’t comfortable lying on.

She simply sat up, took out a handful of melon seeds from her pocket, and began to snack.

Ning Xiaoyu’s fans were furious when they saw this scene.

【Is this pushing our Xiao Yu out by imitating her?】

【No, didn’t she already been scared off once? Why is she doing this again?】

【Isn’t it because she’s jealous of our Xiao Yu’s current popularity? There’s still other big stars.】

Mu Jiajia’s fans were naturally not far behind.

【What? Only your anchor can eat melon seeds in the entire world?】

【Melon seeds are good, who doesn’t eat them?】

【Jiajia’s child is difficult to handle so she can only eat melon seeds to pass the time.】

While the live audience bickered and the other guest was eating melons, Ning Xiaoyu and Xiangxiang were still digging holes.

Moreover, the main force in digging the hole wasn’t Ning Xiaoyu, but Xiangxiang.

At one time, Lu Jingdu came over and asked if they needed help.

Ning Xiaoyu glanced at the options and after confirming that only she and Xiangxiang were there, she rejected Lu Jingdu’s free labor.

After half an hour of digging, the hole was finally dug.

Xiangxiang’s eyes were shining brightly.

It was the first time she played with dirt like this and it was really fun. She blinked and asked in a milky voice, “Sister, what then?”

Then?

Then, Ning Xiaoyu lied comfortably in the hole with only her head exposed.

It’s uncomfortable to lie directly on the sand. It’s much more comfortable when one dig a hole like this.

Ning Xiaoyu still didn’t forget to call Xiangxiang, “There’s still space on the side, do you want to lie down?”

Xiangxiang looked at Ning Xiaoyu with bright eyes but shook her head in the end.

Seeing Xiangxiang’s refusal, Ning Xiaoyu didn’t mind. She lay in the pit with her hands casually placed by her side, looking like a peaceful salted fish.

【There it is again, the classic scene, hahahaha.】

【This peaceful posture is all too familiar.】

【Look at the eyes of the little girl Xiangxiang, it’s as bright as a light bulb. Is it an eye-opening experience?】

【Laughing to death. The kid probably met someone like Xiao Yu for the first time so she’s curious.】

Xiangxiang was indeed curious about Ning Xiaoyu.

So, this elder sister didn’t dig a hole just to play with her, but also so she could lie in it?

It has to be said that although Xiangxiang was small, she has a quick brain.

At this time, Mu Jiajia next door was eating melon seeds when the little princess suddenly bestowed a look on her.

She mercilessly roasted, “Why are you lazy and gluttonous?”

Mu Jiajia, who suddenly suffered a mental blow: “……”

Audience: “……”

Xue Anzheng, who was teamed up with Mu Jiajia: “……”

Ning Xiaoyu on the other side naturally wasn’t paying attention to this conversation.

She lay there for a while but still felt uncomfortable, so the audience watched as she took out a brand new pair of eye mask from her pocket, opened the packaging, put it on, and then lay back peacefully once again.

The whole process took no more than a few seconds.

She’s indeed worthy of the name Salted Fish King!

Probably having learnt from her last salted fish sleep, this time, Ning Xiaoyu even brought her own eye mask!

References

References
1 feet
2 alpha, beta and omega
3 unreliable; silly

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 8 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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