Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 25

Aside from melon seeds, pecans and other things, Ning Xiaoyu also had an extra eye mask in her pocket.

It’s almost as if whatever she needs, she could pull it out of her pocket.

She lay in the sand pit in a leisurely posture. Although the hole was sloppily dug, with Ning Xiaoyu’s peaceful expression along with the distant blue sea and blue sky, the audience inexplicably felt their hearts calm down.

【It looks like Xiao Yu is lying comfortably.】

【Playing with a child in order to dig a hole to lie down and rest to, truly the salted fish king!】

【The kid next door: Why are you lazy and gluttonous? Little Friend Xiangxiang: Digging expert. Xiangxiang is really a little angel!】

【Even if Xiangxiang asked Xiao Yu why she is ‘lazy and gluttonous’, I reckon Xiaoyu would admit it openly. Dog head.jpg】

【This is probably the gap between a follower and a salted fish king.】

Xiangxiang was still holding a small shovel in her hand. She looks dazed and cute with little grains of sand on her hands and face.

Lu Jingdu handed a wet wipe to her, motioning for her to wipe her face. Xiangxiang took it and wiped it casually, then continued to stare at Ning Xiaoyu intently.

She looked like she only had Ning Xiaoyu in her eyes.

It’s a pity that Ning Xiaoyu was indulging in salted fish paralysis, unable to extricate herself. She didn’t receive the curious and eager eyes of the child at all.

Ning Xiaoyu: Don’t be attached to sister, I’m just a salted fish.

On the other side, several guests were inwardly shocked after seeing Ning Xiaoyu used a child as a tool.

That’s President Huo’s only daughter! The future female president who would inherit the entire Huo Group!

The program team and 《Hello Dad》 have a fantasy collaboration and Xiangxiang was the most popular among the six children.

Aren’t you afraid of being scolded by her fans if you do this?

Obviously, Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t afraid at all.

The child next to Shen Yueyue said loudly, “Sister, I want to be like her too!”

Shen Yueyue chuckled and asked, “You want to dig a hole and lie down inside too?”

The child’s head nodded like a rattle.

Shen Yueyue was very straightforward. “Okay, then we’ll dig too!”

Xiao Wei looked like a small adult, polite and quiet, but when he saw the sand hole, his eyes couldn’t help but show a hint of longing.

It looked like it would be comfortable to lie down on.

He looked at Ning Yuwei who was at the side, and although he didn’t speak, his eyes completely revealed his thoughts.

The smile on Ning Yuwei’s face was somewhat untenable. “You want to do it too?”

Xiao Wei let out a shy hum.

Ning Yuwei subconsciously bit her lip, digging a sand hole was tiring and dirty, she didn’t want to be like Ning Xiaoyu.

Her teammate, Ling Zige, glanced at the camera and said with a smile, “Okay.”

It didn’t take long for the other guests to get into action, and as there was no shortage of plastic shovels, the children were soon puffing and working.

Ning Xiaoyu was too lazy to care about others. She just continued basking in the sun with the sea breeze blowing, though she couldn’t get too comfortable because at this time, the voice of the love system sounded in her ears again.

【Girl, digging a sand hole can be an activity for three people but you deliberately ignored the movie king and left him alone. Since it’s a group of two guests working together to take care of a child, then you give the movie king a part to play and not let him be an outsider!

At this time, you can——

A: Invite the movie king to lie in the sand pit with you. (Sweetness.jpg)

B: Come up with a new game for Xiangxiang and the movie king to participate together. (Fun.jpg)

C: Stand up and enjoy the pleasure of raising a child with the movie king in advance! (Happiness.jpg)】

In fact, options A and B were not bad. Unfortunately, the hole dug by Ning Xiaoyu and Xiangxiang wasn’t big. After an adult like her lie down, it was barely enough to have a room for Xiangxiang, but to lie down with another Lu Jingdu was absolutely impossible!

As for C…… Ning Xiaoyu instantly gave it a pass.

In the end, she could only reluctantly choose B.

A game?

This was actually not difficult for Ning Xiaoyu, after all, Xiangxiang was only a four-year-old child and was easy to coax.

In order to save effort, Ning Xiaoyu only pulled off half of the mask, temporarily cosplaying a one-eyed pirate. She faced Xiangxiang and Lu Jingdu, and said, “Let’s play a game.”

As soon as she heard the word game, Xiangxiang immediately said, “Okay!”

Lu Jingdu’s brows rose slightly and waited patiently for Ning Xiaoyu to finish.

In the next second, Ning Xiaoyu got up and brought three large cups of yogurt from the food truck not far away.

She had been thinking about the program team’s yogurt for a long time.

“Let’s play a game of eating yogurt using a spoon with eyes closed. Let’s see who can do it best without dropping any! The one who eat the fastest and cleanest will be rewarded with a handful of melon seeds.”

【Can you play like this? Hahahaha.】

【Isn’t Xiao Yu doing this for her own benefit? Dog head.jpg】

【As soon as the salted fish king comes out, who can compete with her?】

【Who do you bet on? I bet Xiao Yu.】

【Xiao Yu +1】

【You all choose Xiao Yu? Then I will support Little Friend Xiangxiang.】

【I unconditionally support Brother!】

【Brother, fighting!】

Xiangxiang was four years old and had never played this kind of game before. She took the yogurt and small spoon from Ning Xiaoyu, and obediently waited for her to call out start.

Once it starts, she’ll eat yogurt with her eyes closed!

Seeing that they were ready, Ning Xiaoyu put on the eye patch again and lay back in the sand pit. During this process, her left hand held the yogurt firmly, and after finding a comfortable position, she said, “Close your eyes. Start!”

As soon as Ning Xiaoyu said start, the other two members of her group cooperated by closing their eyes.

【Sh*t, sh*t, I thought that the movie king was already very handsome, but I didn’t expect him to be even more handsome with his eyes closed.】

【The way Brother closes his eyes is so beautiful it makes people want to
*bleep* him.】

【After the movie king closed his eyes, he appear less cold and distant, and a bit more youthful. Especially, after hiding his indifferent eyes, his sexy lips are highlighted, making people want to *bleep* him.】

【Too sensual, really too sensual, thank you, Xiao Yu!】

【Those upstairs, this is a wholesome live stream, how can you do this *bleep* so beautifully?!】

【Hahaha, it turns out to be a friendly force!】

Eating with eyes closed and not getting things all over the place was nothing to Ning Xiaoyu.

After all, she always eats with her eyes closed when she wants to be lazy.

For things like yogurt, it could easily drip onto ones clothes if one didn’t keep their eyes on the little spoon, making it a bit difficult to eat.

Because it wasn’t the first time Ning Xiaoyu had eaten yogurt like this, she was familiar with the action.

On the contrary, for Xiangxiang, a four-year-old child, this was her first time. Even if she eats slowly, the yogurt would inevitably fall out.

As for the movie king, he, like Xiangxiang, was also trying to eat with his eyes closed for the first time.

To avoid staining his clothes, he deliberately slowed down each of his movement.

Compared to them, Ning Xiaoyu, who ate quickly and cleanly, absolutely stood out.

【How silly of me, really silly. I thought that Xiao Yu can only eat melon seeds quickly, but I didn’t expect that she can eat yogurt so quickly even with her eyes closed.】

【So, how many times have Xiao Yu done this?】

【How many times do you have to eat with your eyes close to be as proficient as Xiao Yu?】

【Watching Xiao Yu with a child suddenly made me feel that raising a child isn’t so scary.】

【No, it’s still scary. It mostly depend on people.】

【Laughing to death. The people next door are about to quarrel but our time here is quiet.】

Four-year-olds were very playful and digging sand could easily get everywhere. No matter how sensible and polite Xiao Wei was, he’s still a child. He accidentally got sand on Ning Yuwei’s body.

What Ning Yuwei was wearing today was a dress specially designed for her by a designer from Y country. She waited for three months for it to arrive, and today was the first time she wore it.

How could she not be angry when her clothes were soiled the first time she put it on? However, it was Chairman Shen’s youngest son, so she had no place to vent her anger and could only keep a faint expression as she watched over Xiao Wei from the sidelines while Ling Zige dug the sand together with him.

The child assigned to Mu Jiajia was very difficult to get along with even at her very young age. After saying the phrase “Why are you lazy and gluttonous?”, the child gave another blow to her soul, “What else can you do besides eating?”

Mu Jiajia and Ning Xiaoyu have different personalities and so was their behavior in handling things.

They both eat and lie down to rest, but the reactions and results they got were different.

【??? What’s going on in Mu Jiajia’s live stream?】

【It’s true that the child is young, but she’s right to ask. Mu Jiajia is eating fruit again after snacking on melon seeds. It’s not wrong, she’s indeed lazy and gluttonous.】

【Obviously Ning Xiaoyu is also eating, why isn’t Upstairs talking about Ning Xiaoyu but only Jiajia?】

【Xiangxiang doesn’t think Xiaoyu is bad ah.】

【Can’t you see? Mu Jiajia eats and sleeps on her own while our Xiao Yu is taking Xiangxiang to play and do games together. It’s completely different.】

【Xiangxiang is obviously having a good time.】

The love system was busy eating melons everywhere.

It didn’t expect its host to be so skilled.

Mu Jiajia was scolded miserably by the little princess but Ning Xiaoyu had an extra little fan girl.

The audience was right, Xiangxiang was really having a good time.

Ning Xiaoyu took her to try games that she had never played before, whether it was digging sand or eating with her eyes closed, it was the first time in her life.

Xiangxiang was having fun playing and Ning Xiaoyu was also having fun being a salted fish.

Not only did she have a child to help her dig a pit, she could be lazy and eat yogurt in the open.

This was simply a win-win situation.

While Xiangxiang and Lu Jingdu had only eaten a small portion of the yogurt, Ning Xiaoyu had already scraped the whole cup clean, without wasting any of it.

She spoke up, “I’m finished.”

At that, the other two opened their eyes.

Xiangxiang’s face was partially covered in yogurt though she didn’t eat much. She couldn’t stop giggling.

Lu Jingdu looked down at the yogurt dripping on the corner of his clothes and let out a low laugh.

Probably only Ning Xiaoyu could come up with this kind of game.

It’s called a game, but in reality, it’s for her own benefit.

However, the two who played the game together with her had no complaints and even enjoyed it.

Looking at Ning Xiaoyu’s clean yogurt cup, Xiangxiang’s big eyes became brighter.

Little did she know though, that this wasn’t all.

In the next second, Ning Xiaoyu took out a plastic bag from her pocket, followed by a large handful of melon seeds.

And then, she put the eye mask back on and lay back in the sand pit once again.

In front of the audience, as well as Xiangxiang, the movie king and the others, she did a live performance of eating melon seeds with closed eyes.

【Remarkable, really remarkable.】

【This is the first time I’ve seen an actress like Xiao Yu, hahaha. It really opened up my eyes, hahaha.】

【Aside from Xiao Yu, who can eat melon seeds so quickly and so well with their eyes closed?! Who else can do it?!】

【Have you noticed that every time she cracks open a melon seed, the shells are accurately placed into the bag without having to do it a second time?】

【So the question is, how many times has she done this before?】

Even Ning Xiaoyu herself couldn’t answer this question.

After all, she had done it too many times that she couldn’t remember clearly.

Watching the live broadcast, apart the audience, were the children’s fathers.

Seeing this scene, Chairman Shen smiled and said, “President Huo, your family’s Xiangxiang is having a great time.”

President Huo hummed.

It was the first time he had seen Xiangxiang smile so happily.

After playing on the beach, the guest and six children went back to Friends Lodge for lunch.

However, at lunch time, a new situation arose.

Most children couldn’t sit still when eating. At home, they were usually either a little ancestor or a little princess. Which one wouldn’t be chased by their elders to feed? And even after their elders got to them, they still like to wander off while eating.

Once they arrived at Friends Lodge, they didn’t want to eat even less.

But the guests couldn’t let the children go hungry.

So, in order to make the children eat obediently, the guests and the children began to have a battle of wits.

Ning Xiaoyu was having sushi for lunch. As for Xiangxiang, she’s having food prepared by Lu Jingdu.

When the variety show first started recording, Lu Jingdu ate food delivered by nearby the five star hotel. Later, however, he would also occasionally dine at Friends Lodge.

He brought himself a bowl of plain noodles and wonton for Xiangxiang.

Children don’t eat much and a small bowl of wonton was enough.

Ning Xiaoyu had just picked up a piece of sushi and was about to enjoy her lunch when the voice of the love system causing trouble rang in her ears once again.

Ning Xiaoyu: “Tong’er, when will you stop making trouble?”

It’s impossible not to make trouble, not in this lifetime. If it didn’t, how else could she and the movie king have a story? How else would they give it sugar?

Thinking of this, the love system quickly issued a new task.

【Girl, children this age can easily dislike eating, do not know how to share, and tend to develop selfish habits.

But I believe that you will be a good mom in the future and educate your children well! As such, you can try taking care of Xiangxiang first! You can make it up as you go! Let Little Friend Xiangxiang know that children must eat obediently and know how to share.】

This was the first time Ning Xiaoyu received a mission without options. This kind of free-form task was naturally easier. After all, Ning Xiaoyu could do whatever she wants and free to get creative.

Still, she couldn’t help asking in her mind, “Must it be done?”

The love system made a fist. 【It must be done!】

Let Little Friend Xiangxiang’s good behavior turn other children who didn’t want to eat obediently into scums!

Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t help asking, “What if the task fails?”

【Love System: If the task fails, you will receive punishment, but I believe, Girl, as long as you are willing to work hard, you will definitely not fail! Come on, fighting, Host!】

Ning Xiaoyu: “……”

The love system presented Ning Xiaoyu a problem.

One must know that she was the most impatient in educating children, especially those of Xiangxiang’s age.

She herself was so lazy, how could she be good at educating people?

However, failure to complete the task would result in punishment.

There was no other way, Ning Xiaoyu had no choice but to bite the bullet.

“Xiangxiang.”

Little Friend Xiangxiang just picked up a spoon to eat the small wonton. When she heard Ning Xiaoyu’s voice, she subconsciously looked up at her, “Sister?”

Ning Xiaoyu felt that this task was bound to fail.

After all, she’s really bad at educating children.

She didn’t bother to struggle, and in the end, just said in a flourish, “Children must eat obediently and know how to share, okay?”

After saying so, she didn’t care whether Xiangxiang was listening or not, and prepared to continue eating lunch on her own.

When Little Friend Xiangxiang heard this sentence, she looked down at the small wontons in her bowl, and as if realizing something, suddenly scooped up a small wonton with a spoon. With trembling little hands, she placed it near Ning Xiaoyu’s mouth and said, “Sister, eat.”

Guests: “!!!”

Audience: “!!!”

President Huo: “……”

If it were any other guest, when encountering such a scene, they might have smiled and say, “Be good, Sister won’t take it. Xiangxiang can eat it by herself.”

But Ning Xiaoyu wouldn’t.

She happened to like wontons, so she opened her mouth and ate it with aplomb.

Moreover, she even tasted it carefully before saying, “It tastes really good. Thank you, Xiangxiang.”

A bowl of small wonton costs 3 friendship coins. They also have to pay for the children’s food. It’s not free.

The cost of Xiangxiang’s lunch was paid by Lu Jingdu.

If a bowl small wonton wasn’t so expensive, she would have sushi and wonton for lunch.

It’s a pity that it’s too expensive for her to afford.

After saying that, she took away the used spoon and replaced it with a new unused one for Xiangxiang.

【Full marks for Xiao Yu being detailed!】

【Hahahaha, other children are being chased and fed by the other guests, but I never thought that in this live stream, it’s the child who is feeding Xiao Yu.】

【The others collapsed one by one, hahahaha, I’m really dying from laughter.】

【So, why is Xiangxiang so obedient?!】

After Xiangxiang fed Ning Xiaoyu a small wonton, she suddenly understood the joy of feeding.

No wonder adults like to feed children so much.

She took Ning Xiaoyu’s chopsticks and said in a milky voice, “Sister, I’ll do it.”

Ning Xiaoyu was a little surprised and asked, “Why?”

Xiangxiang pondered carefully for a while and then said with clear diction, “Because Sister is lazy.” So she’ll just do it for her.

【True, really true!】

【Laughing to death.】

【Even a four years old child can discover Xiao Yu’s salted fish nature! So, how salty is Xiao Yu?】

【Xiao Yu is the salted fish king, how salty do you think she is?】

【After spending so much time together all morning, the smart ones can basically pick up on it, hahaha.】

Any other guests being called lazy by a child would have probably been mortified at this point!

For example, after she was told by the little princess, “Why are you lazy and gluttonous?”, Mu Jiajia’s whole person still hadn’t recovered yet.

But Ning Xiaoyu was different.

The salted fish queen had an extremely powerful heart.

What’s wrong with being lazy? It’s true that she’s lazy. Xiangxiang wasn’t wrong.

Hence, Ning Xiaoyu accepted the proposal generously. “Okay, then I’ll trouble Xiangxiang.”

Then, while other guests were struggling to get the children to eat, Ning Xiaoyu was comfortably receiving feedings from a child.

In order to make it easier for Xiangxiang, Ning Xiaoyu gave her a large spoon with which to feed herself.

It’s easier to use a spoon than chopsticks.

“Xiangxiang, dip the sushi in soy sauce and wasabi.”

“There’s too much wasabi, put a little less next time.”

“Uh, I want to eat the caviar first. Do you know which one?”

“Right, Xiangxiang is really smart.”

【The salted fish king is making a crazy call!】

【The salted fish king is indeed the king of salted fishes!】

【If it was me, I might not be able to accept feeding from a child with peace of mind, no wonder I can’t become the king of salted fishes.】

【A salted fish king never plays by the rules!】

Ning Xiaoyu comfortably ate the delicious sushi Xiangxiang fed her.

Although the child was small, she was very diligent in her work. She probably played a lot of house, so when it comes to feeding sushi, Xiangxiang did a decent job.

Everything was flawless.

The only downside was that Ning Xiaoyu was so thirsty. She had eaten too much sushi and now craved water like crazy.

However, the next bite of sushi had already arrived.

The child was very active in feeding but she’s also difficult to handle.

Just then, a glass of plain water suddenly appeared in front of her.

The hand holding the water glass has distinct knuckles, white and slender.

There’s also a straw thoughtfully inserted in the glass to make it easier for her to drink.

Before Ning Xiaoyu could react, the excited voice of the love system suddenly sounded in her ear, 【Ahhhhh, the movie king is giving you water! Ahhhhh, little cutie Xiangxiang is feeding you and the movie king is serving you water, Girl, you’ve win today. It’s really a win!】

Was this the happiness of a salted fish?

Then this was too much happiness!

Regarding the fact that Lu Jingdu gave Ning Xiaoyu water, Ning Xiaoyu acted naturally and didn’t make a fuss like the love system.

In any case, she’s Lu Jingdu’s savior.

She had never asked Lu Jingdu for too much, so thinking about it, it seems reasonable for the other party to give her some water.

Ning Xiaoyu said thank you, then calmly drank water through the straw.

Lu Jingdu nodded. “You’re welcome.”

Compared to her calmness, the audience in the live stream couldn’t keep their calm.

【Shock! Is this the charm of the salted fish king?】

【Laughing to death. If it was me, I might also be willing to give Xiao Yu some water.】

【But the thing is, that’s not just any guy, but the movie king! Have you guys ever seen him serve others water?】

【It seems we’ve not.】

【However, the relationship between Lu Jingdu and Xiao Yu is a bit complicated. Isn’t there a life-saving grace?】

【Uh, thinking about it this way, it seems like nothing is wrong?】

【Brother has always been a gentleman to ladies.】

【It’s just a glass of water, don’t read too much into it.】

When Ning Xiaoyu finished her lunch, the other guests were still busy feeding the children.

Ning Yuwei was fine. Xiao Wei wasn’t too difficult to manage. Apart from being a little picky, she had no other problem. However, the child assigned to Mu Jiajia was particularly disobedient.

In one minute it’s “I don’t want to eat this”, in another it’s “I don’t want to eat this either”, then it’s “Are you going to poison me?”, simply tormenting both Mu Jiajia and Xue Anzheng.

In contrast, Xiangxiang was really a well-behaved and sensible little angel.

After Ning Xiaoyu had eaten enough, she sat down on a chair to rest for a while, and by the time she opened her eyes again, it was already two o’clock in the afternoon.

During this period, Xiangxiang also obediently rested beside her.

The day was more than half over and it’s almost time to send the children to their fathers.

However, the program team posed a difficult problem for the guests.

They couldn’t use the program team’s car to send the children.

As for how to get there, they need to find their own way to deliver the children safely and on time.

But if the guests couldn’t use the program team’s car, how else could they send them back?

Although the fathers were waiting just 10 kilometers away from Friends Lodge, 10 kilometers wasn’t that close either.

Most of the guests thought of taking a taxi.

It’s a pity that Friends Lodge was a little far from the city center and the drivers were all reluctant to let them book a ride.

“Then what should we do?”

“This…… The program team is giving us a hard time!”

Just as the other guests were looking at each other, not knowing what to do, the director gave another hint, “If it really doesn’t work, you can walk there, it’s only ten kilometers away.”

Only ten kilometers?

Only?

Can this word be used for ten kilometers?

Children obviously couldn’t walk that far.

If they were to walk, the children would need to be carried by the guests which would obviously be a great test of their physical strength.

Ning Yuwei looked at Ling Zige who was at the side, and asked, “What do you think?”

Ling Zige didn’t have any good idea either, and in the end, he could only say helplessly, “If it’s not really possible, let’s walk there.”

If they walked faster, 10 kilometers wouldn’t take much time. Anyway, everyone was the same, they wouldn’t be the only ones. From the looks of it, Mu Jiajia, Xi Rui and the others were also probably walking.

He’s young and has good physical strength. He felt that walking 10 kilometers with Xiao Wei in his arms wouldn’t be a big problem. Besides, it shouldn’t be difficult to stop from time to time along with everyone.

Ning Yuwei was obviously dissatisfied with this answer. She had to change her high heels if she were to walk. But she had no better option.

While the other guests were still hesitating whether to walk or not, Ning Xiaoyu had already brought over the tricycle that was behind the villa.

This small tricycle was usually idle there. It was unknown who left it. Perhaps it’s the owner of the villa.

But that’s not important.

The small tricycle looks quite clean and not too dirty.

The sudden sound emitted by the tricycle instantly attracted the attention of all the guests.

They subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound, and in the next second, they saw Ning Xiaoyu jumping off the tricycle seat then beckoned to Xiangxiang. “Xiangxiang, come, we’re riding this.”

Xiangxiang trotted over to Ning Xiaoyu’s side and asked with her milky voice, “Sister, what’s this?”

Ning Xiaoyu smiled. “This is a tricycle. You haven’t ridden one before?”

Xiangxiang shook her head honestly. “No.”

“Then you can give it a try today.” With that, Ning Xiaoyu carried Xiangxiang into the passenger seat.

Then she quickly climbed up herself.

It has to be said that salted fish and tricycles go well together. It’s also a kind of enjoyment to sit behind with the breeze blowing.

After both of them sat in the back, they tacitly looked at Lu Jingdu who still hadn’t come over.

Obviously, they were waiting for him.

The others: “!!!”

Lu Jingdu: “……”

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 1 year ago

    Thanks for the update

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