Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 28

Originally, Ning Xiaoyu only wanted to complete the love task and take ten photos with passersby.

As a result, there was a surprisingly long queue.

Moreover, the queue was even getting longer and longer.

Ning Xiaoyu’s waving motion suddenly stopped, as if her entire body had suddenly been paused. She did not move for a while.

【Laughing to death. Shocked salted fish.jpg】

【Salted fish at a loss.jpg】

【Stupefied salted fish.jpg】

【I can sense Xiao Yu’s bewilderment and disbelief, hahahaha. Her enchanting movements came to a halt.】

【Is Xiao Yu pleasantly surprised or astonished? She can’t believe it?】

【Wait for me, Xiao Yu, I’m on my way!】

【Upstairs, I’m on my way there too. West Wind Plaza, right?】

More and more live viewers were making their way to West Wind Plaza.

Ning Xiaoyu was unaware that a large number of viewers were rushing to take photos.

After Ning Xiaoyu remained motionless, a passerby suddenly laughed and said, “What kind of movement is this? ‘Salted fish lag&#039’? It looks good too. Let’s take a photo, let’s take a photo.”

With that, the passerby took her son and stood beside Ning Xiaoyu.

As for the bear, it became a real and authentic background view.

Not to the point of being ignored, but it didn’t have much sense of presence either.

The people taking photos were the show’s staff.

Because of the large flow of people at the scene, the program team had to send a few more security guards and staff to maintain order. “Everyone line up and don’t crowd.”

There’s also two staff members dedicated in collecting and keeping accounts.

“I want ‘salted fish poured with salt’ and ‘salted fish lunge’.”

“I want ‘salted fish scratching an itch’ and ‘salted fish lying flat’.”

Ning Xiaoyu wanted to finish work early which was why she thought of a few salted fish poses, but she didn’t expect it to backfire and add to her workload instead. Seeing more and more people, she had to ask the staff to add a sentence on the sign.

‘Pose such as ‘salted fish poured with salt’ are available in limited quantities, ten in total. After ten people, there will only be ‘salted fish lying flat’.’

Although some passersby left with some regret after seeing this, most of them stayed.

Salted fish lying flat wasn’t really completely lying flat.

Ning Xiaoyu propped her head up with one hand and put one leg up. The huge salted fish head and the dull fish eyes were particularly conspicuous, appearing both bored and cute.

Passersby paid anyway. Since ten yuan for one photo wasn’t too cheap, Ning Xiaoyu was also embarrassed to slack off.

But at least she could lie down for the photo.

【This money is too easy to earn, right? The others are doing their best to perform and sell things, so why is this anchor just lying down like this?】

【Upstairs is an antifan? What? Here in our Xiao Yu’s stream, money is easy to earn! You don’t like it? You can only get over it!】

【This is called lying down and making money!】

【Sisters, our Xiao Yu will win lying down. It’s a sure thing.】

Ning Xiaoyu was lying down with one hand propping up the side of her face and would occasionally swing her other hand.

At any rate, she had learned dancing a little bit, and the random swinging of her arms was also aesthetically pleasing. Coupled with that salted fish head, the number of people queuing up wasn’t small.

Some children would happily hold her swinging hand and stick to her.

One child even looked at her in surprise and said, “The salted fish is alive!”

Ning Xiaoyu: “……”

It could only be said that the costume she’s wearing was infused with her soul and was no longer dull and stiff, but vivid and lively.

It has come alive.

Over the course of the afternoon, Ning Xiaoyu didn’t even know how many people she had taken pictures with.

———


The guests on the other side were looking sad in comparison.

Ning Yuwei’s group sells vegetables and fruits, which couldn’t be sold at high prices. They could only rely on small profit and quick return.

Moreover, they were already selling at this price but there were aunts and uncles who were picky, saying that their vegetables weren’t fresh so how dare they sell them for such an expensive price.

If only relying on this group of aunts and uncles, they probably wouldn’t be able to sell many vegetables the whole afternoon.

Fortunately, a loyal male fan of Ning Yuwei came and bought all the vegetables and fruits for her.

Even so, after an afternoon, Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige were extremely exhausted.

The fighting power of those aunts and uncles were too strong and the two of them were really overwhelmed.

After seeing Ning Yuwei’s male fan bought all the vegetables and fruits, an aunt exclaimed with emotion, “What a spendthrift! Buying so many vegetables that you can’t even finish! It’s shameful to waste food!”

The male fan hurriedly said that he would give it to others if he couldn’t finish them so it wouldn’t go to waste.

As for the groups performing on the street, when they were doing their thing, a lot of passersby gathered around to watch, but when Mu Jiajia, Xi Rui and the others took out a canister and asked the audience for tips, some would give one or two yuan, and occasionally, a few would give five or ten yuan, but the majority give nothing.

After all, no one stipulates that they have to pay to watch street performances, right?

Among these passersby, there were very few fans of the guest performers as most of them just passed by unintentionally and only joined in on the excitement.

So they felt very at ease not paying anything.

———


When the staff said it was over, Ning Xiaoyu finally let out a long sigh of relief.

This afternoon, even if she was only lying down, she still felt tired.

If these words were heard by other guests, they would probably be bitter.

At least you can lie down. We’ve been working all afternoon.

That’s the only thing you did and you’re tired?

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t bother to count how much money she and Lu Jingdu made. Anyway, there would be a dedicated staff to count them.

After the guests gathered at the guest house, the director came over with a slip of paper.

“Guests have worked hard today to earn milk money for the children!”

The children applauded the guests.

The director went on to say, “Now, the money earned by each group has been tallied. I’m sure the guests here should also be curious about how much you have earned, right?”

The guests couldn’t see their own or other people’s live stream. They had no idea how much the others earned and could only rely on the director to announce the result.

Xi Rui said with a tired face, “I have no intention of being first anyway.”

Mu Jiajia glanced at Ning Yuwei on the side and said with a smile, “It’s impossible for me to be first, but I heard Weiwei said that she and Zige sold all the fruits and vegetables on their truck.”

Mu Jiajia didn’t say it explicitly, but her meaning was that there’s a high probability Ning Yuwei was in first place.

Shen Yueyue rolled her eyes quietly on the back.

Shi Chao waved his hand. “Selling things is too difficult. Buyers are particularly difficult to deal with. They’re picky and fussy and will bargain even when the price is already very cheap. Making money isn’t easy.”

Making money wasn’t easy.

This was the sentiment of many guests present.

They have been busy all afternoon, mostly in vain.

The person paying was the master.

And one was tougher than the other.

【Laughing do death. Other guests: Making money isn’t easy. Xiao Yu: Making money while lying down.】

【Xiao Yu: Don’t come over! I don’t want to make money by taking pictures anymore!】

【Xiao Yu: There’s only one ‘salted fish lying flat’ pose. Whether you like it or not, that’s my final offer.】

The director’s gaze swept over the faces of the guests one by one, and when it passed Ning Xiaoyu, he paused for a moment.

Wearing mascot costumes were also done by the fathers of 《Hello Dad》 before in order to earn milk powder money.

However, few passersby were willing to take photos with them.

After all, street mascots with all kinds of appearances could be seen everywhere these days so it wasn’t uncommon anymore.

Even kids were tired of seeing them.

Who would have thought that Ning Xiaoyu’s unusual step would attract a large number of passersby by relying on ‘enchanting salted fish’?

These days, probably only those with their own distinctive characteristics could attract audiences and passersby.

———

After keeping the suspense for a bit, the director soon announced the results.

“Sixth place is Shi Chao’s group, earning a total of 221 yuan.”

Shi Chao waved his hands hurriedly. “I’ve tried my best, I’ve really tried my best.”

“Fifth place is Mu Jiajia’s group, earning a total of 351 yuan.”

Mu Jiajia pursed her lips somewhat unhappily.

She knew she wouldn’t get first place but she never expected ending up as second to last.

It was below her expectation. Had she known, she and Xue Anzheng should have worked harder.

“Fourth place is Xi Rui’s group, earning a total of 379 yuan.”

Xi Rui shrugged. “Not bad.”

“Third place is Shen Yueyue’s group, earning a total of 387 yuan.”

Shen Yueyue looked surprised. She didn’t expect her group to make it into the top three.

She smiled brightly. “Satisfied, I’m satisfied.”

Director: “As the guests have heard, the difference between the third, fourth, and fifth places aren’t big, it depends on luck. Those who’re lucky will be ranked higher and those who are unlucky will be ranked lower.”

Shi Chao said with a smile, “Director Zhang, aren’t you giving me a public execution?”

His group only earned 221 yuan, more than 100 yuan short of the third, fourth and fifth places.

They were far behind.

The director grinned. “It’s Director Shi’s first time participating in a variety show, this is already a pretty good result.”

After saying that, he immediately continued, “Next is the battle for first and second places.”

Ning Yuwei glanced at Ning Xiaoyu before quickly withdrawing her gaze. Her eyes were calm and her back was straight, but her slightly clenched fists betrayed her mood.

Her fans bought two truckloads of vegetables and fruits.

If nothing unexpected happens, this number one…… belongs to her.

The director smiled and glanced at the four guests. Apart from Ling Zige’s exaggerated expression, the other three guests were very calm and nothing could be seen from their faces.

He didn’t continue to keep the suspense and immediately said, “The second place goes to……”

The other guests all pricked up their ears.

They’d been busy all afternoon and couldn’t watch the live streams. They had no idea how it went with the other groups.

It’s impossible not to be curious about which two guests could obtain the status of a cosmetic brand’s annual spokesperson.

However, what they were more curious about was which cosmetics brand it was they were going to endorse.

After all, there’s a significant gap between different brands.

The director didn’t even disclose which brand it was, so odds were it’s a small company.

If this was the case, then it didn’t matter if they didn’t get first place.

The emphasis was on participation.

“The second place goes to……”

Ning Yuwei instictively looked at Ning Xiaoyu.

“Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige’s group. They earned a total of 2,025 yuan.”

【No suspense.】

【No suspense +1】

For the audience, this result was without any suspense. After all, the number of passersby who queued up to take photos with Ning Xiaoyu was there for all to see.

Such a long line, just think about it and one would know that they have made a lot of money.

But for the other guests present, this news was undoubtedly a bombshell.

What?

The first place wasn’t Ning Yuwei?

Didn’t she and Ling Zige sold out two truckloads of fruits and vegetables?

Even after earning more than 2,000 yuan they still couldn’t get first?

Wasn’t Ning Xiaoyu’s team doing mascot costumes? These days, there shouldn’t be many passersby willing to spend money to take photos with mascots.

Unless it’s in a scenic spot, mascots could hardly earn money for group photos on the street.

If the second place earned so much milk money, how much did the first place earned?

2,050? 2,075?

Many guests felt that there wouldn’t be much difference from that of the second place.

The milk money earned by the second place had a wide gap from the third, fourth and fifth places.

It’s a pity for Ning Yuwei.

She missed just a little bit of luck. She lost the first place and the spokesperson status.

Just as the other guests were thinking this, the director finally announced the first place result.

“First place is Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu’s group, earning a total of 4,675 yuan for milk powder!”

Guests: “???” What? What did he say?

4,675 yuan and 2,025 yuan wasn’t a small gap, but a large rift!

Viewers who watched the whole live broadcast: As expected! Sit down, it’s just Xiao Yu’s basic operation, no need to make a fuss.

pocketrobbin[Translator]

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 6 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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