Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 40

Ning Xiaoyu’s shot shocked quite a few people.

Before Xu Cheng could react, he was already out of the game. Ning Xiaoyu only got lucky, right? A random firing got him out.

Apart from good luck, there seems to be no other explanation?

Xu Cheng’s teammate, Ning Yuwei, looked cold. Xu Cheng’s impression on her quickly dropped a lot.

If she had known that this would happen, she would have chosen Ling Zige instead. Who would have thought that Xu Cheng would be out so soon? Wouldn’t she need to fight alone?

Xu Cheng looked apologetic. “I’m sorry, Weiwei.”

Ning Yuwei gave a slightly cold hum. Thinking that there was still a camera nearby, she barely suppressed the impatience in her heart. She added, “It’s okay.”

———


Ning Xiaoyu didn’t plan to stop after firing one shot and prepared to continue.

She didn’t care whether it’s sending someone out or someone else sending her out, she just wanted to end the game quickly.

As far as she knew, a normal real-life CS game wouldn’t end in a few hours. But what they were playing now was a simplified version, which was different from what ordinary tourists play. However, she still wants to finish work early.

But it didn’t mean she would intentionally send herself to her death.

Being sent away by others and ousting herself on purpose were two different concepts even if her level wasn’t up to par. Although she was usually not self-motivated, she wouldn’t deliberately destroy the game experience for her teammate.

At this time, Ning Xiaoyu sharply caught a glimpse of Ning Yuwei’s head, looking as if she was about to sneak up on her.

Ning Xiaoyu simply fired a shot and sent Ning Yuwei out.

The instructor’s calm voice sounded on the field, “Group B, Ning Yuwei, out!”

【???】

【!!!】

【The salted fish king is being active? Is this Xiao Yu? Is this actually Xiao Yu? Is this still the Xiao Yu I know?!】

【Is this still the salted fish king who never sits as long as she can lie down, and never stands when she can sit?!】

【It turns out that our salted fish king looks so cool when she makes a move!】

【Ahhhh, I suddenly feel that our salted fish king is so salty and A, and the movie king is her mascot!】

The two people in Group B were both eliminated in just five minutes.

No matter how much Ning Yuwei couldn’t believe it, she still got the same early exit as Xu Cheng.

How could this be?

Because she had sent two people out of the game one after another, everyone knew that Ning Xiaoyu was a very good shooter, so they started to focus on her.

But Ning Xiaoyu was extremely agile and had a good perspective of the overall situation. In the process of chasing her, many people were eliminated. Unfortunately, Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t among them.

Ning Xiaoyu was steady and her movements were straightforward and brisk. Wearing a camouflage uniform, her handsomeness was to the fullest. It’s as if she’s Baili Shouyue[1]a shooter-type hero character in the mobile game 《Honor of Kings》 came to life.

In the live broadcast room, Ning Xiaoyu’s fans couldn’t stop calling her name.

【Wearing the saltiest face while doing the wildest things.】

【The salted fish king is usually salty, not because she can’t do anything, but because she’s too good!】

【Salted Fish King: Is that it? Is that it?】

In the end, there were only three people left on the field.

Ning Xiaoyu, Lu Jingdu, and Shen Yueyue.

Shen Yueyue was Ning Xiaoyu’s closest friend in the show, so Ning Xiaoyu didn’t ousted her herself, but gave the opportunity to Lu Jingdu.

And Lu Jingdu, who had been acting as a mascot since earlier, did not fail to live up to the fans’ expectations. He set up the gun, aimed with his left eye, and successfully took Shen Yueyue out with a precise shot.

The next second, the instructor’s voice rang out again, “Group D, Shen Yueyue, out.”

“The winner of this game is Group A, Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu.”

【Ahhhhh, the salted fish king won first place as expected!】

【The salted fish king is simply too A today!】

【I feel like I’ve discovered a whole new side of Xiao Yu again.】

Ning Xiaoyu’s fans were still rejoicing, but as soon as Ning Xiaoyu ended the confrontation, she quickly returned to that salted fish state.

She didn’t care too much about the rewards for winning the first place. After so much time had passed, she was now hungry and just wanted to have a good hot meal. As for the confrontation, it’s over, what else was there to think about?

———



After the real life CS game ended, the program staff and guests found a nearby restaurant for dinner.

Before eating, they needed to wash their hands. Ning Xiaoyu was lazy and didn’t want to move after taking a seat.

However, she had been busy doing stuff all afternoon and had a lot of dust on her hands.

The other guests went to the washroom to wash their hands and those who needed to use the toilet went to the toilet, while Ning Xiaoyu waved at a certain little dog in the restaurant.

“Border Collie, come here.”

【???】

As soon as she finished speaking, the black and white border collie that had been obediently staying in the corner walked slowly towards her.

【The dog actually knew it’s a border collie?】

【Border collies are indeed the brainiacs of the dog world. It really came over.】

【Border collies are really smart.】

Seeing the dog approaching, Ning Xiaoyu pointed to the table next to her. “That’s my bag, can you help me get it?”

After saying that, Ning Xiaoyu added, “If you help me, I’ll give you meat later, lots of meat.”

【Hahahaha, what is this, luring?】

【The dog is smart, but can it understand such complicated instruction?】

Facts proved that it really understood.

Perhaps the owner also trained it on a regular basis, so it accurately carried out Ning Xiaoyu’s instruction and successfully brought her bag over.

After Ning Xiaoyu took the bag, she stroked the little dog’s head and said, “Then sit by my side, I’ll feed you meat later.”

Hearing what Ning Xiaoyu said, the dog obediently sat down beside her.

Ning Xiaoyu took out wet wipes and as well as alcohol from her bag. She first sprayed her hands with the alcohol to sanitize and then wiped them with the wet wipes.

After cleaning her hands, she waited for dinner to arrive.

At this time, the other guests had also returned.

As Ning Xiaoyu imagined, dinner was very sumptuous, with fish and meat.

She didn’t break her promise and gave the border collie a big chicken leg.

Seeing her generously giving the dog a chicken leg, Mu Jiajia couldn’t help but voice out, “You’re really generous.”

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t reply, but instead said to the dog, “Border Collie, give this aunt an advance new year greeting.”

The border collie got a chicken leg and was in a good mood. Hearing this, it straightened its upper body, swung its forelimbs, and let out a bark, wishing Mu Jiajia an advance happy new year.

Mu Jiajia let out a sound of dissatisfaction.

【Hahahaha, what a mean trick.】

【This trick is really mean, hahaha.】

【Xiao Yu didn’t eat Mu Jiajia’s chicken leg, so why does Mu Jiajia need to be sarcastic?】

【Never mind her, she’s probably sour because Xiao Yu’s on fire recently. She’s sour, she’s sour.】

After Ning Xiaoyu gave out her share of chicken leg, it meant that she herself had no chicken leg to eat, but it didn’t matter as Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t craving for one right now. She had just picked up her chopsticks to eat vegetables, when suddenly there was an extra chicken leg in her bowl.

She raised her head and saw the movie king who was holding the serving chopsticks.

Seeing her looking over, the movie king explained, “I don’t like chicken legs much so I’m giving mine to you.”

【Love System: Ahhhhh, how can anyone not like something as delicious as chicken legs? The movie king must only been finding an excuse to give it to you. It’s the same as a mother loving her children and lying to them that she didn’t like chicken legs but only chicken heads!】

Ning Xiaoyu blinked. She took the serving chopsticks from Lu Jingdu’s hand and gave Lu Jingdu half of the chicken legs.

Half of the green tea shortcake had been divided before, and this time, when she divided the chicken legs, Ning Xiaoyu did it in a very natural way.

Lu Jingdu also accepted it naturally.

After all, it was unfamiliar at first, but they got well accustomed soon enough.

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t forget about the border collie beside her as she ate and gave it some fruits.

With a single meal, Ning Xiaoyu established a good relationship with the dog.

So after dinner, while the program team was busy posting the photos taken by the guests online, and when the netizens were voting for the best photo, she was eating fruit on the lounge chair while petting the dog.

The longans had shells and cores. After she was done eating, she said to dog, “Border Collie, bring me a trash can please.”

She had run out of trash bag so she had to ask the dog to help her carry the trash can over.

The border collie tilted its head and stuck out its tongue to act cute.

As soon as she saw that the dog wasn’t moving, Ning Xiaoyu knew that it was deliberately pretending not to understand. It didn’t make sense that it could understand the long command before, but now it suddenly couldn’t.

She raised the fruit in her hand and said, “I’ll give you strawberries later.”

After securing a reward, the border collie barked and went straight for the trash can.

【Can it be done like this?】

【As expected of the salted fish king, she won’t let go of any coolies that can be used!】

【Brainiac Border Collie, hello!】

【Laughing to death. This clever dog is being fully controlled by Xiao Yu.】

【Xiao Yu and the dog each get what they want. The dog got all kinds of delicious food from Xiao Yu, while Xiao Yu asks the dog to help her with things so that she can continue to lie down like a salted fish. It can be considered as a win-win situation!】

【A good win-win situation!】

By this time, all the photos had been posted online.

There were eight photos in total, two for each group.

In the photos for Ning Xiaoyu’s group, one was of her and Lu Jingdu wearing bright red ceremonial robes while looking at each other on the upper floor, and the other was of Lu Jingdu leading the pony for Ning Xiaoyu.

For Ning Yuwei’s group, one was of the four of them in front of the teahouse, and the other was of them eating green tea shortcakes.

For Shen Yueyue and Xi Rui’s group, one was the two of them beaming at the camera, and the other was them strolling in the park.

For Shi Chao’s group, one was of the four of them doing rock-paper-scissors to see who would be the final winner.

There was also a photo of them on a rock, using the environment and lighting to imitate Tang Seng[2]longevity monk and his three disciples on their journey to the west.

Fans swarmed Weibo.

【Ah, actually, the photos of Shi Chao’s group are very creative. I like it a lot. Though I’ll still choose Xiao Yu’s group!】

【The Tang Seng and his three disciples journeying to the west is well imitated! Unfortunately, I still prefer Xiao Yu’s group. Who doesn’t like the movie king as a son-in-law?】

【It’s a shame, I want to choose both the photo of the movie king as the son-in-law and the photo of the movie king guiding the pony for Xiao Yu. I’m such a greedy woman.】

【Who wouldn’t be greedy?】

While the netizens were having trouble deciding which photo to vote for, Ning Xiaoyu was still immersed in the joy of petting the dog.

“Well done, Border Collie. Here’s a strawberry for you.”

【Amazing, the other guests are trying to canvass votes for themselves, but Ning Xiaoyu is the only one busy petting a dog! As expected of the salted fish king!】

References

References
1 a shooter-type hero character in the mobile game 《Honor of Kings》
2 longevity monk

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 5 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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