Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 7

Ning Xiaoyu was full of remorse. “I’m going to get a stye for seeing something I shouldn’t.”

The love system retorted, 【How is this something you shouldn’t see? This is clearly a big perk! And it’s exclusive to you, isn’t that good enough? If it were someone else, they would have been so excited that they’d slap their thighs!】

Ning Xiaoyu felt bad and after catching a glimpse of a slightly long scar on the movie king’s back from the corner of her eye, this feeling became even stronger. Under what circumstances would a scar that long be left behind? And according to its color, it seemed to have been there for several years.

This wasn’t something a salted fish should explore.

Ning Xiaoyu sighed. “In ancient dramas, people who know too many secrets usually don’t survive more than three episodes.”

The love system said with a smile, “It depends on what role you’re playing. It’s true that you won’t live more than three episodes if you’re a supporting character, but if you’re the female lead, even if you know a lot of secrets, you can properly live to the end of your days.”

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t think she’s a female lead.

She didn’t bother to argue back and wanted to make a choice while there was still time.

She was going to choose B, but unfortunately, her hand slightly slipped.

Somehow, unexpectedly, her hand slipped!

Her finger brushed past B, clicking C below it.

In normal times, it’s fine if ones hand slipped, who hasn’t made a mistake before? Even great people sometimes make typos and choose wrong options. However, this was a critical moment.

Ning Xiaoyu hurriedly asked, “I picked the wrong one, can I change it?”

The love system said without hesitation, 【Of course not, Girl. Since you have chosen this option, it can only show that everything is arranged by fate.】

She hadn’t expected such a product of stellar civilization to speak about fate.

Never mind, since she chose C, then just go with it. She could only pay more attention next time to not choose wrong again.

Finding cheer amidst bitterness, at least she didn’t choose A. Then she would have to shout “Hi, husband” towards Lu Jingdu.

Ning Xiaoyu wasn’t in a hurry to work, but was preparing to complete the task assigned by the love system first. However, at this moment, she accidentally noticed a row of massage chairs not far away.

It has to be said that the owner of this villa was very good at enjoying themselves. Massage chairs were arranged in a place like the indoor pool.

She walked over to take a look, not finding juice drinks or anything near the massager. That meant the movie king shouldn’t have been resting there.

Since no one was resting there, she could sit there for a while. Thinking of this, she chose to sit down on the farthest side.

The massage chairs in the villa were naturally different from those in other places. Those massagers in public places have codes to be scanned first in order to enjoy it, but the one here does not.

It’s all free of charge.

She could use it as long as she wanted.

Ning Xiaoyu was just about to take out her phone to take a picture when a robot slid over from the side.

The robot has a round head, looking particularly cute. There were blue lights flashing in the place of its eyes, meaning it was working.

Ning Xiaoyu had no idea how this robot appeared there.

Was it there before?

Before Ning Xiaoyu could figure it out, the robot suddenly opened its steel belly.

A childlike electronic voice, like a girl’s, sounded, “Please take your food.”

Ning Xiaoyu looked inside.

She saw a bottle of milk, a bag of potato chips, and a bag of dried fruits in the robot’s stomach.

She subconsciously pointed to herself, “For me?”

“For Guest No. 7.”

Ning Xiaoyu subconsciously glanced at the armrest, only to find that although there was no QR code on the massager, there was a number. This massager’s number was 7. It was probably because she sat down there that the robot’s hospitality program was triggered.

She took the things out of the robot’s stomach. “Thank you.”

After the little robot left, Ning Xiaoyu examined the milk and other snacks in her hands with a curious expression.

The dates were all recent and new.

When she was filming an online drama before, she overheard other actors say that some wealthy tycoons nowadays have made their homes tech-savvy. Everywhere in their house was high-tech, which was very different from that of ordinary people.

When Ning Xiaoyu first arrived into this villa, it that wasn’t obvious.

It wasn’t until the robot appeared just now that Ning Xiaoyu felt the difference.

She has to say, “It’s nice to be rich.”

Ning Xiaoyu sighed as she took out her phone to take a photo of the movie king who was sweating his heart out in the swimming pool.

After doing so, she ignored the love system’s unreasonable request to take a good look at the photo. She opened the bag of potato chips with a serious expression on her face, then picked up one and savored it.

As soon as she placed it on her mouth, her eyes lit up, “It tastes like cucumber? Delicious!”

The brand was imported and the foreign language on the packaging wasn’t English.

Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t recognize which country’s writing it was. In Ning Xiaoyu’s eyes, it was as difficult to understand as the heavenly book.

But this bag of cucumber-flavored potato chips was surprisingly delicious.

When Ning Xiaoyu was about to take another piece to eat, the movie king had already gotten out of the water at some point. With a towel in one hand to wipe the water droplets on his head, he took two steps towards her side.

Drops of water snake down along his profile and fell to the ground.

“Do you need something?”

The other party’s voice was indifferent with a somewhat fine texture, like velvet flowers brushing through the microphone, giving people a strange feeling.

To put it bluntly, it tickle the ears.

Ning Xiaoyu stopped moving.

The other party probably saw her sitting there the whole time, so he thought she’s looking at him for something?

She replied, “No.” Ning Xiaoyu kept her eyes on her nose, trying not to see anything she shouldn’t.

Although she had accidentally glanced at the other party’s back, she would never take one look at the front!

Lu Jingdu nodded and didn’t say anything more. The amount of his exercise today still hasn’t reached the standard, so he turned around, took a few steps towards the pool, and jumped into it again with a splash.

The love system complained, 【You’re heartless! You’re unreasonable! What no? You obviously took a sneak shot of him just now!】

If Ning Xiaoyu spoke up about this matter, then the two of them would continue this conversation rather than ending it in just two sentences.

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t refute this statement.

She did take a candid shot, but it was the back of the other party’s head.

She reckon only die-hard fans would be able to recognize who it was.

But honestly, even if it’s just the back of the head, it looks good.

It had the right feeling.

The back of the movie king’s head was more eye-catching than the average person’s.

The love system’s task only said, “Such a unique benefit, it will be a shame not to capture it with your mobile phone for later viewing!”, and did not specify how to take the picture.

Therefore, just taking picture of the back of his head was equivalent to capturing this ‘unique’ benefit.

This matter of semantics was smoothly played by Ning Xiaoyu.

Besides, as it was only the back of the head, it couldn’t be regarded as secretly taking pictures of the other party’s privacy, nor was it extremely impolite.

So, in Ning Xiaoyu’s opinion, the task was completed perfectly.

Only, seeing the picture, Ning Xiaoyu’s mind couldn’t help but wonder a little.

The movie king’s hair has a lot of volume and the quality looks good.

Unlike her who tends to have a lot of hair fall since a young age. Such thick black hair, it’s so enviable.

But Ning Xiaoyu quickly let go of this matter. Because, she was about to start enjoying herself!

She opened the bottle of milk, took a sip, and pressed the massage button on the chair.

Soon, the steel balls began to roll slowly.

Shoulders, back, waist, legs……

The massage chair takes care of all aspects.

Ning Xiaoyu set a ten-minute time limit.

If it’s comfortable, she would have another ten-minute massage.

It has to be said that the massage chairs in this villa looks very high-end at first glance, but it feels even more high-end after using it.

The pressure for each point was just right which effectively relieve the user’s fatigue.

Ning Xiaoyu felt that the exhaustion in her whole body was gone.

While enjoying it, she took a sip of the milk on the side.

Could there be a more wonderful life than this?

The love system, who watched all this, looked incredulous.

【You’re actually enjoying yourself?】

Ning Xiaoyu blinked blankly. “Otherwise?”

The love system was about to die of anger. Otherwise, she even asked otherwise!

The most recently popular cool-toned skin, with perfect body proportions like a work of art, big and broad shoulders like the Pacific Ocean, not to mention narrow waist and long legs!

Such a perfect body of an adult man!

It was just a short distance away from her!

Instead of feasting at it with her eyes, she only cared about enjoying a massage?

The love system dimly said, 【Girl, you have no heart.】

Ning Xiaoyu stretched out her index finger and shook it, “No, no, no, how can I live without a heart?”

If Lu Jingdu’s ardent fans saw this scene, they would probably be so annoyed that they would beat their chests again.

Such a good opportunity, why was it not them, but Ning Xiaoyu, this salted fish?

If it were an ordinary girl there, she would have been excited a long time ago. With her cheeks red and her heart beating non-stop, she would secretly took a handsome photo of the movie king swimming, which was worth keeping for a lifetime! It was also worth remembering for a lifetime.

But as it happens, the one who appeared there wasn’t an ordinary girl, but Ning Xiaoyu, who had never played according to the rules.

Therefore, this wonderful image was destined to go unappreciated.

Thus, such a scene appeared in the swimming pool——

An athletic and robust body cut through the water, releasing excess energy and physical strength, causing waves to splash. And not far from the pool, in the massage chair area was a salted fish lying down and drinking milk in a leisurely and comfortable manner.

Movement and stillness, active and laidback, it formed a sharp contrast.

About half an hour later, Lu Jingdu finished swimming for the day.

Ning Xiaoyu had also finished her half hour massage session. Half an hour had passed and she had drunk all the milk, though there were still some potato chips left, and the dried fruits remained untouched.

Lu Jingdu took a fresh dry towel and went to the shower room to take a bath.

Ning Xiaoyu, on the other hand, got up and was ready to check the locker doors.

The two passed each other without communicating. As they did, Ning Xiaoyu smelled a burst of cold air with a very faint woody fragrance.

Even though the two of them didn’t look at each other or speak, the love system was still screaming in excitement. 【I don’t know why, but seeing the two of you in the same frame makes me feel super, super, super warm. Perhaps this is the natural sense of CP. Wuuwuu, it’s so sweet.】

Ning Xiaoyu: “……”

Ning Xiaoyu really thinks that the childish love system’s bar was set quite low.

After Ning Xiaoyu finished her work, she took a photo for the staff to check, proving that she’d really done her task.

When she went to submit it, Ning Yuwei happened to be also submitting hers.

Seeing her coming, Ning Yuwei’s eyes bent in a smile as she asked, “What is Teacher Ning’s task this afternoon?”

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t answer.

Mu Jiajia, who was beside Ning Yuwei, covered her mouth and said with a smile, “Teacher Ning seems to have received the last task.”

Ning Yuwei’s eyes widened slightly, a slight confusion hanging on her pretty face inherited from her mother. “What’s the last task?”

Mu Jiajia shrugged. “What else can it be? The cleaning task.”

Ning Yuwei let out an “Oh dear” and said, “Teacher Ning is really working too hard. I feel distress for you.”

Ning Xiaoyu asked lightly in return, “Since you’re so concerned about me, why don’t you help me clean tomorrow?”

Ning Yuwei’s smile froze, and Mu Jiajia beside her hurriedly said, “You won’t necessarily have to do that task tomorrow.”

Ning Xiaoyu rolled her eyes gracefully, took six friendship coins from the staff, then turned and left.

It was only after she left that Ning Yuwei said with a wistful look on her face, “I don’t know where he is this afternoon.”

After not running into Lu Jingdu in the small garden, Ning Yuwei even made a point to wander around the door of Lu Jingdu’s room.

After roaming for more than half an hour, she learned from the staff that Lu Jingdu wasn’t in his room. So she went back to the small garden.

It’s a pity that she waited there all afternoon, but she didn’t find the other person.

Ning Yuwei, who had never waited for anyone, was in a bad mood.

Mu Jiajia quickly comforted her, “Maybe he’s resting somewhere else. Anyway, you didn’t meet him so it’s even less likely that the others did.”

It’s impossible that Ning Xiaoyu would meet the movie king in the morning and then happen to meet him again in the afternoon, right?

With such a small probability, it’s unlikely to happen.

After being comforted, Ning Yuwei’s mood improved a bit.

However, it didn’t last long.

It’s because, once again, Ning Xiaoyu was on the hot search.

This time, she’s there because a certain viewer was extraordinarily attentive and picked up on some unusual information.

Speaking of this hot search, it had something to do with the camera locations of 《Hi, My Friend》.

They were set up in a confusing way.

Some places where one thought there were cameras, there’s actually none.

Some places where one thought there were no cameras, there actually was.

There were no cameras in the indoor pool, but the road leading to it has.

However, this location was secluded and very few people passed through it, so generally, no audience pays attention to this live panel.

But by chance, an audience happened to observe it.

Two figures passed this camera one by one with an interval of about ten minutes.

In a place where no one usually passes by, two people came one after the other. One was a popular movie star and the other was an 18th line actress. What does this mean? Furthermore, the two stayed inside for nearly an hour.

Not to mention that both of them have already been on the hot search before.

So, this netizen quickly sent out their own findings.

「I’ve seen the villa’s floor plan. On it, there’s only an indoor pool on the seventh floor. They came over at 1 pm and did not leave after a long time. What does it mean? You guys should think about it.」

As soon as this post came out, it immediately sparked heated discussions among netizens .

【This actress has encountered Brother again and again. I don’t believe there can be so many coincidences in this world.】

【Is she really a salted fish or is it a trick to get away with these kind of things?】

【Blind guess. This 18th line actress, if she’s not a top-class green tea[1]pretty and innocent in appearance, but promiscuous, debauched, materialistic or cunning in nature or a white lotus[2]metaphor for a pure, innocent and harmless person; a sarcasm for someone who appears sweet and innocent but is actually corrupt, cunning or deceitful, then she’s a really super big salted fish.】

【She feels like a scheming wh*re.】

Of course, there were also those who stood for Ning Xiaoyu.

【Xiao Yu isn’t that kind of person.】

【Ning Xiaoyu: Green tea? That’s too difficult for me.】

【Ning Xiaoyu: Top-class green tea? No, you guys think too highly of me.】

【Ning Xiaoyu: This super big salted fish has completely lay flat.】

The person involved was still unaware. Ning Yuwei looked at the trending search and her hand clutched the phone so hard it turned slightly white. So Ning Xiaoyu was with Lu Jingdu again in the afternoon? It’s ridiculous that she thought Lu Jingdu was alone somewhere and she was just unlucky that she didn’t come across him. She didn’t expect that Ning Xiaoyu got to him before she could!

As for Ning Xiaoyu, the person in question, she was leisurely eating the bag of dried fruits she got from the robot’s stomach, happy and satisfied.

References

References
1 pretty and innocent in appearance, but promiscuous, debauched, materialistic or cunning in nature
2 metaphor for a pure, innocent and harmless person; a sarcasm for someone who appears sweet and innocent but is actually corrupt, cunning or deceitful

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 9 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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