“Hey~ Min Jianyun, little brother~” Chen Ling, in the enhanced version of Sui Li’er, playfully blinked her eyes and said, “Do you have a girlfriend?”

That expression sent a shiver down Min Jianyun’s spine!

“How does she evaluate your three-second performance? Ahaha~”

〚 Ding~ Target Min Jianyun, deduct 4 million points! 〛

“Alright, enough joking around. Actually, I can help you solve your three-second problem.”

Min Jianyun: ???

“What do you mean?”

The enhanced version of Sui Li’er in front of him slightly lifted the corner of her mouth: “It means exactly what it sounds like. I can help you with it, and you won’t be a three-second guy anymore.”

Min Jianyun’s face brightened: “Are you serious about this!?”

“Of course, I never lie~” With a flash of cold light, a plain and unadorned dagger appeared in her hand. “I’ll just make a cut for you, and that’s it~ Hehe~”

Min Jianyun: “…”

“No!!”

He frantically wriggled and struggled against the pillar, desperately trying to break free. However, he couldn’t escape at all. He could only stare with fear at the Sui Li’er in front of him.

She wasn’t an angel… she was the true embodiment of a demon!

〚 Ding~ Target’s emotions are abnormal, – 5 million points! 〛

“Hehe~”

“Swish!”

The blade fell!

〚 Ding~ Target’s emotions are abnormal, deduct 5 million points! 〛

〚 -5 million! 〛

Min Jianyun froze for a moment, and in the next second, his eyes widened and he was about to scream. But Chen Ling immediately covered his mouth with the cloth.

“Ugh!” (I’m going to kill you!)

“Tsk… Why is it still five million?”

Chen Ling frowned. At this moment, he was still in the form of Sui Li’er, looking quite cute… He crossed his arms and squeezed his two little bunnies together.

“This shouldn’t be. I cut him, so I should have deducted ten million points…”

“It’s strange.”

Just then, the real Sui Li’er woke up and arrived at the door. When she saw the fake Chen Ling pretending to be her, her beautiful eyes widened in shock.

“You, you, you, you…”

Chen Ling looked over upon hearing her voice and smiled: “I am… zhuō?” ^[1]Chinese slang for “I am confused”

He glanced at himself and realized that Sui Li’er had woken up, but he forgot that he was still in Sui Li’er’s appearance!

“Who are you? Why did you transform into my likeness?”

Min Jianyun: ??? Wait, what’s going on?

He looked around in confusion and quickly figured it out.

The Sui Li’er in front of him was actually Chen Ling. No one else but him!

This demon! Devil!

“Ugh!” Min Jianyun angrily yelled at the Chen Ling in front of him.

Chen Ling, in a very calm manner, walked towards the stunned Sui Li’er. “And who are you?”

Sui Li’er: ???

“I am… Su… Su Sui!” As she said that, she glanced at the fake version of herself in front of her and suddenly froze again. She glanced at her bunny, then looked down at her own “airport.”

This… this impostor! How dare she be bigger than me!

Seeing her daze, Chen Ling looked behind her and suddenly had a shocked expression: “Sui Li’er~”

“Hmm?” Sui Li’er immediately turned around to look.

Just at that moment, Chen Ling’s form changed, and with a thought, he immediately appeared behind Sui Li’er. As she looked back, Chen Ling had a smile on his face as he looked at her.

“Ugh~ Lord God! Help! Someone is impersonating me!” After saying that, Sui Li’er turned her head back and looked at the person who had impersonated her earlier.

But she found that the person was gone!

???

“Where… where is the person?” Sui Li’er looked around but didn’t find anything, only Min Jianyun who was staring with wide eyes and mumbling crazily. He seemed to be trying his best to say something, but Sui Li’er didn’t want to listen.

“Chen Ling! Did you see? There was someone who looked exactly like me just now!”

Chen Ling: “No, you must have mistaken it, right?”

Sui Li’er frowned at his words, looked around once again, and then turned around, running to Chen Ling’s side with a distressed look: “It’s impossible! I definitely didn’t mistake it! That person even spoke to me and asked who I was.”

“What should I do? Someone is impersonating me! Ugh… And she’s even… even… ugh, ugh, ugh!” (Bigger than me! Ugh, ugh!)

〚 Ding~ Target Sui Li’er, – 1 million points! 〛

Chen Ling couldn’t help but smile wryly: “What’s the big deal if someone impersonates you? It’s okay.”

“But, what if you mistake her for me by accident? What if you can’t recognize me?” Sui Li’er didn’t know if she hoped Chen Ling could recognize her or not.

If he could recognize her, it would be based on size! Ugh, so frustrating!

Chen Ling chuckled: “That won’t happen.”

“It will! What if she wants to hold hands with you or hug you? What would you do!?”

“Cough, that won’t happen. I can recognize her. I am a god, after all.”

“Really?” Sui Li’er anxiously looked at him.

Chen Ling nodded: “Of course.”

“But what if you make a mistake?”

Sui Li’er seemed stuck on this question, and Chen Ling explained helplessly: “Well, then what do you suggest we do?”

“Um~ I don’t want that… you can’t hug the wrong person, you can only hug me, woo, woo~”

〚 Ding~ Target Sui Li’er, jealousy, – 100 million points! 〛

Chen Ling: ?? What’s going on here?

“Ah, don’t cry. Don’t worry, I definitely won’t make a mistake. I can recognize you at a glance.”

“Wuwu~ How will you recognize me?” Sui Li’er wiped her tears and sobbed in front of him.

Helplessly, Chen Ling said, “Let’s come up with a secret code that only the two of us know.”

“Okay!? Sounds good!” Sui Li’er suddenly stopped crying. A secret code that only Chen Ling and she knew sounded foolproof! “So, what should our secret code be?”

Seeing that her emotions had returned to normal, Chen Ling couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief and said: “Let me think… let’s come up with something that no one else would think of.”

“Okay!” Sui Li’er waited happily.

Chen Ling looked at her, and suddenly a bright idea came to him. His face turned slightly red as he said: “Since it’s a secret code, it must be something that the person impersonating you would never expect!”

“Yes, yes!”

“Think about it. When she saw me just now, she called my name, so you should say something different!”

“Hmm? Something different? Lord God? Or… boss?”

Chen Ling pretended to be mysterious and shook his head lightly, saying: “Keep thinking. Come up with something that an ordinary person would never say.”

“Something an ordinary person would never say…” Sui Li’er murmured to herself, pondering for a moment. Then, with joy, she looked at Chen Ling: “Big fool!?”

Chen Ling: ???

“Big silly fool!?”

“Do you want to get punched?”

“Um~ No! Hehe~” Sui Li’er said and couldn’t help but reveal her little tiger teeth. It was obvious that it was intentional. She was just being playful and happy~

“Then? I really can’t think of anything else to say.” Sui Li’er looked at Chen Ling with confusion.

Chen Ling coughed and said with a serious expression: “Call me ‘hubby’!” ^[2]The term used here is Nǎo Gōng- There isn’t an exact English equivalent for “Nǎo Gōng” as it is a unique and playful term specific to certain couples in Chinese culture. … Continue reading

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“Hus-hub-hub-hubb…” Sui Li’er’s little mouth stuttered like a machine gun. Even though she was stuttering, she kept going with a rapid fire, but she couldn’t get out the second part. Her pretty face turned redder than a ripe apple!

Suddenly, she cleared her throat and shouted loudly: “Hubby!?”

Chen Ling grinned: “Well, what’s the matter, wife?”

“Huh!?”

“Ah!?”

“This!?”

〚 Ding~ Target: Sui Li’er, abnormal emotions, +1 billion points! 〛