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[Huh? Is this allowed to be broadcasted?]
[Is it what I think it is? Help, I was just casually thinking!]
[I can’t believe it, Chi Yizhen, you’re really bold, turns out you’re a bold person.]
[He Tiao’s hands shook, hahaha, damn!]
He Tiao pursed his lips and retorted, “I didn’t touch anything.”
Chi Yizhen just glanced at him, shifted the topic, and asked with a smiling expression, “Did you buy this?”
This one glance was so easy to interpret, He Tiao felt like he was scolded by him.
He Tiao: “I made it.”
Chi Yizhen: “Wow, cousin, you’re really amazing. It looks delicious.”
He Tiao: “You said you wanted to eat braised duck.”
Chi Yizhen: “You’re so good to me, you make whatever I want to eat.”
Even though Chi Yizhen didn’t have much of an appetite, the dishes still sparked his faint desire for food. Moreover, in the variety show mode, he still managed to eat a little.
He Tiao also took a sip of water and asked, “You never mentioned liking braised duck before.”
Before.
After saying this, He Tiao realized that something was wrong. They were now the entrepreneurial couple in the show.
Before… at least it wasn’t Chi Yizhen’s past.
But Chi Yizhen reacted quickly.
“In the past? Cousin, have you forgotten? When we met, I said I was looking for someone who could cook.”
He Tiao was momentarily at a loss for words because they had never privately discussed each other’s scripts.
Chi Yizhen, on the other hand, spoke casually while eating, giving the impression of ordinary dinner conversation.
He smoothly circled the story back.
“At that time, you were still selling socks for ten yuan a pair at a stall. Because I failed my exams due to playing games and got scolded by my brother, I accidentally fell in front of your stall.”
Chi Yizhen pursed her lips, sighed, without a trace of fabrication, “I even kowtowed to you like that.”
[If I didn’t know that Chi Yizhen and He Tiao didn’t know each other before, I would have believed it.]
[Is this the script? Did they coordinate it?]
[It’s so vivid, I didn’t feel it was scripted at all… Immersing myself, it’s quite funny, the God of Socks selling socks.]
He Tiao reluctantly caught up with the conversation:
“It didn’t get to the point of kowtowing.”
Chi Yizhen said, “It’s because the road was so slippery after the rain that day. You, the sock seller, hadn’t closed your stall yet, and I just happened to fall into it.”
After saying this, he found it amusing and squinted his eyes.
“Then, I fell into your hands.”
Chi Yizhen had a pair of eyes that were completely captivating. Although the original lead actor couldn’t handle major roles, the reason he qualified for idol dramas was because of his affectionate gaze. Just a few extra glances made it seem like he had deep feelings for the other person.
Now Chi Yizhen was fully leveraging his strengths. Even if his words were a bit cliché, he stopped just short of going overboard. After speaking, he went back to eating.
“So hungry, finally liberated.”
[Who can resist this!]
[So, how did you two end up together? Weren’t you selling socks? How did you transition to selling barbecue? The transformation seems a bit too exaggerated!]
[Wait a minute, Chi Yizhen, you have a brother in your character setting, so did your family approve of this?]
[I’m speechless. This is the first time I’ve felt like I’m following a novel while watching a live variety show.]
He Tiao: “We didn’t have the conditions before, but now we live together, and I can cook for you every day.”
Chi Yizhen had already prepared for He Tiao’s silent response, but he didn’t expect him to actually pick up on it.
Chi Yizhen suddenly squeezed out a few tears, “Cousin, you’re so good, but I don’t want to make you work too hard.”
He originally thought about reaching out to touch his face, but he felt it might be too greasy. Still, he held his face and said, “It’s just that I stayed up late today. It won’t happen tomorrow; I’ll make something to eat in the morning.”
“After all, we need to earn money to buy our own house.”
[Wasn’t it earning 100,000 in half a month?]
[How did it turn into buying a house? How many seasons does this need to be?]
He Tiao: “Last time you cooked, you almost blew up the kitchen.”
He was good-looking, but his words were a bit cold. Chi Yizhen was stunned for a moment, “What?”
He Tiao: “The first time you came to my place, you said you wanted to cook for me, and then the pot exploded.”
Chi Yizhen thought to himself, “How is that possible! Even if I’m not good at cooking, I still have common sense! How did you come up with this kitchen killer character?”
[Damn, I’m laughing so hard. Chi Yizhen’s surprised face doesn’t look like acting. These two clearly didn’t coordinate, just making things up.]
[So it was improvised. I really want to see if they will ruin their own character settings.]
[Help, did I never like the foolish beauty character before? But if it’s Chi Yizhen’s face, it seems okay!]
Chi Yizhen suddenly became agitated, “Impossible!”
Unfortunately, He Tiao blinked and, imitating Chi Yizhen’s earlier gesture of tilting his head and staring at himself, touched Chi Yizhen’s hair, as if he had suddenly gained some insight, “It’s okay, very cute.”
Chi Yizhen: “Is it impressive that you can cook? Next time…”
He Tiao felt that the current Chi Yizhen was quite lively, but he was still trying to discern whether his emotions were genuine or acted.
Moreover, this was the first time in his life that he wanted to do something for someone without expecting anything in return.
Now, with everyone watching, He Tiao couldn’t easily speak up, so he could only use chopsticks to stop Chi Yizhen’s mouth.
Chi Yizhen’s lips were pressed by the chopsticks, and it wasn’t clear what the camera was focusing on as it zoomed in.
[Not to criticize, but it’s a bit weird.]
[E God, I misjudged you. You are the real 1.]
[These two are really having a celestial battle, the ultimate tug-of-war…]
He Tiao: “Hubby’s cooking for you, no refusal allowed.”
After saying this, he removed the chopsticks and, pretending to pour water, walked away.
He thought to himself, this is so embarrassing.
Chi Yizhen chuckled, “We’re already so close, and the barbecue guy still wants to act like a domineering CEO.”
[So harsh…]
[The issue is, he’s actually a real CEO, just not cool and domineering!!]
[A pure-hearted CEO isn’t bad, right? He’s morally upright; I suspect E God is still a virgin!]
[Uh, is this an appropriate topic?]
The next moment, Chi Yizhen continued eating with a face held up, inexplicably reminded of the answer he gave to airport fans before he transmigrated into the book.
“What’s your ideal type?”
“Someone who can make braised duck.”
It’s really bad; He Tiao really perfectly fits that.
But is it not inappropriate to play with living people like tossing paper?
Author’s note:
Quietly updating—