Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 30

Promotional photos weren’t difficult to shoot.

The first photo was Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu looking at each other.

Their makeup was very light and there was almost nothing on their eyes, but it instead highlights their gazes.

In order to match Ning Xiaoyu’s dress, Lu Jingdu wore a white suit with a floral shirt inside.

It was the first time Ning Xiaoyu saw a man wearing floral shirt without looking vulgar, but rather appear flirtatious and reckless.

When the photo was taken, there was naturally nothing between the two of them, but in the later stage, Qingxin’s most recent cushion foundation would be added in, which was clear and dewy.

【Love System: Wuuwuuuwuu, it’s too sweet! It’s really too sweet. You have me in your eyes and I have you in mine. Your gazes are killing me!】

Ning Xiaoyu: Stop saying cheesy lines……

【Love System: Just add a veil and it will be a wedding photo.】

The theme of the photo shoot was ‘flower’. Although it was winter now, the flowers were in full bloom, and the red, yellow, orange and green colors matched beautifully with the scene.

Ning Xiaoyu pretended not to hear and continued working.

The second one was a solo shot. She was holding Qingxin’s newly released lip stain in her hand. Along with its color that men find attractive and her full lips, it was very lethal.

That salted fish eyes with no desires coupled with such a bright lip color gave a kind of pure and unpretentious contrast.

The love system secretly thought inwardly, wouldn’t it be a waste if such alluring lipstick wasn’t used to kiss the movie king?

As a result, just as Ning Xiaoyu finished taking her solo shot, she received a love task from the love system.

【Girl, spring flowers are blooming. In such a beautiful and dreamlike set, don’t you want to seduce the movie king or something? After all, when he first saw you just now, I didn’t miss the surprise in his eyes.

But it’s not enough! It’s not enough to be surprised!

He must be impressed! He must be entranced by you!

At this time, you can——

A: Make eyes at him!

B: Hold out your hand towards the movie king.

C: Pout your mouth and act coquettishly!】

【Love System: Girl, go for it! Today you’re the sweetest baby, sweeter than your peach lipstick!】

Ning Xiaoyu: “……”

She said with a sincere look on her face, “System, your database really should be updated.”

【Love System: It’s been partially updated. Sweetness is enough! Go for it!】

Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t help asking, “What does B mean?”

The love system said sweetly, 【Isn’t this kind of video very popular before? You’ll hold out your hand to the cute dog to see its reaction.】

The dog would either be dumbfounded, it might not react, or it would stretch out its hands to the person taking the video. Some even stretched out their chins and leaned on the palms of people’s hands.

Putting their chins or something, wasn’t it too sweet?

Little puppy[1]a man who is younger than the girl, simple, naive, caring, emotionally dependent and loyal yyds!

Ning Xiaoyu who doesn’t browse short videos or Weibo very much: “What’s xiugou[2]sounds like xiǎogǒu – cute dog?”

【Love System: It’s just a term of endearment.】

Ning Xiaoyu let out an “Oh”.

She walked up to Lu Jingdu without saying a word and then extended out her hand towards him.

This hand without manicure was beautiful.

【Love System: Girl, in fact, your hands will look better if you get manicure.】

It takes at least an hour or two to get a manicure.

What would Ning Xiaoyu do during that time? Sit dryly on a chair while someone was doing her nails?

Out of the question.

【Love System: Hehe—】

Then Ning Xiaoyu quickly withdrew her hand before Lu Jingdu could react.

【Love System: Gah—】

What? Can option B be like this?

Hold out your hand towards the movie king, and then, withdraw it soon?

Hateful! This time, the host sneaked past it again.

Just when Ning Xiaoyu was about to walk away, Lu Jingdu spoke, “Do you want to eat melon seeds?”

Hearing this sentence, Ning Xiaoyu subconsciously paused.

In the next second, Lu Jingdu took out a small handful of melon seeds from his pocket.

It happened to be the one that Ning Xiaoyu often ate.

Ning Xiaoyu: “???”

【Love system: ???】

Ning Xiaoyu was wearing a dress today, which happened to have no pockets for snacks.

She took the melon seeds. “Thank you.”

The love system was busy searching for answer online.

「What does it mean when you hold out your hand to a cute dog and the other party gave you a handful of melon seeds?」

Soon, there were replies from netizens.

【What else can it mean? Either you like melon seeds, or the other party likes melon seeds.】

【It depends on who the melon seeds are for. If it’s the cute dog who likes it but you don’t, it means the cute dog just wants to use it to block your mouth. If the cute dog doesn’t like it but you do, then it means the cute dog specially prepared it for you.】

【Maybe it doesn’t mean anything. Don’t think too much. People nowadays easily imagine things.】

【Don’t get caught up in it. You mustn’t make a fool of yourself.】

Although the last two replies were a bit of a killjoy, the love system still felt a little sweet.

Granted, the cute dog didn’t lean his chin, however, he gave a handful of melon seeds, which seemed pretty good? At least, its host could rely on this to pass the time.

Ning Xiaoyu snack on melon seeds while watching Lu Jingdu take his solo shot.

At this time, Lu Jingdu’s coat had been taken off, leaving only the floral shirt on his body. There’s no need to mention the fact that Lu Jingdu had the capital to be a sea king[3]refers to someone who is involved in several affairs at the same time and is constantly chasing new conquest with  his romantic eyebrows and deep captivating eyes.

He was holding a sunscreen that could both be used by men and women. Sunscreen was needed regardless of whether it’s spring, summer, autumn or winter. This new one from Qingxin also had the effect of repairing the skin.

By the time Lu Jingdu finished taking his solo shots, the day’s work was almost over.

Since the pictorial was done, the first thing Ning Xiaoyu did was to remove her makeup.

Qingxin had no shortage of all kinds of makeup removers. She took a bottle of makeup remover and facial cleanser and went inside the dressing room.

The love system felt it’s too bad. 【Girl, why are you removing your makeup so quickly? You haven’t taken a selfie yet.】

Ning Xiaoyu also felt it was too bad. It’s too bad that the love system has no physical self.

If it had, she reckoned everything would have nothing to do with her. The love system itself could make all the noise it wanted.

It was only when Ning Xiaoyu finished removing her makeup and changed back into her own clothes that she felt much more relaxed.

The dress just now was pretty but it was tight. She was used to wearing loose clothes, so it was a bit uncomfortable to be wrapped tightly all of a sudden.

In order to do her hairstyle, the stylist trimmed her hair.

The originally nondescript hairstyle had become extra tousled and pretty.

Being too good-looking seems to be trouble.

When Ning Xiaoyu was in high school, people would ask for her contact information whenever she walked on the street.

The most persistent suitors she had ever met were middle school students.

She couldn’t leave until she gave her contact information.

Young people’s love always comes swiftly and fiercely.

It’s too troublesome, really too troublesome.

There were quite a few minors in the entertainment industry.

To avoid further trouble, Ning Xiaoyu casually picked up a pair of glasses and put them on.

The glasses didn’t have prescriptions and fit her well. When she left, she didn’t forget to tell the stylist that she had taken a pair of her glasses.

It’s just glasses. The stylists had plenty of them so she didn’t even bother about it.

When she was packing her makeup box after Ning Xiaoyu left, she realized that she was missing a pair of reading glasses used as accessory.

Wait?

Reading glasses?

What Ning Xiaoyu took was a pair of reading glasses that had no prescriptions and was only used as accessory?

This…… this…… her vision was really unique.

———


When getting in the car to go back to Friends Lodge, the first thing Lu Jingdu saw was Ning Xiaoyu’s glasses.

His eyebrows lifted slightly. “Nice glasses.”

Ning Xiaoyu nodded. “I think so too.”

On the way back, Ning Xiaoyu closed her eyes and began to catch up on sleep.

She had woken up early in the morning for the photo shoot and didn’t get much sleep last night. She took advantage of this time to get some additional sleep in the car.

When she was about to fall asleep, she vaguely heard Lu Jingdu’s manager talking to him.

“I’m guessing that the official promotional photos will be released on Weibo in a week.”

“After the promotional photos, you also need to shoot a video.”

But soon, all sound faded away.

The car was quiet except for the sound of the heater whirring on. Ning Xiaoyu soon fell into a sweet dream.

When she woke up, they were almost at the guest house.

It was only then that she remembered that the collaboration between 《Hi, My Friend》 and 《Hello Dad》 wasn’t over yet.

When they returned, everyone else had already had their supper.

The two ate something casually and went to gather with other guests.

After everyone arrived, the director quickly announced that day’s activity.

“While watching TV this afternoon, the children suddenly became curious about walking the red carpet.

It’s a pity there’s no fashion week coming up. But it don’t matter, the program team can arrange a red carpet for the children right here.

Tonight, the guests need to lead the children to walk the red carpet.

In order to make it more fun, guests need to bring something with you so it won’t be too monotonous. Strive to leave a good memory for the children.”

Walking on the red carpet was a common occurrence for celebrities.

So much so that if given the opportunity, they could take the children on a real red carpet walk.

Today’s condition didn’t permit it so they could only take the children for a taste first.

Since there were only six children but twelve guests, it was still the same as before, two guests would take a child on the red carpet together.

As for the grouping, it remained the same. After all, the children had become familiar with the guests during this time. If they were to be changed again, it would mean that the guests and children would have to spend time familiarizing themselves with each other again.

In order to make this red carpet walk more interesting, the director also stipulated that the two guests couldn’t discuss with each other what to bring, so that the audience could see how much score the guests could get.

Anyway, it’s been more than ten days since the show started so there should be some tacit understanding among the guests, right?

Soon, the first group of guests along with their child began to walk the red carpet.

The children’s father was in charge of recording the whole process of such a unique moment.

The first group to appear was Xu Cheng’s group.

Xu Cheng held a bright red rose in his mouth that even have dewdrops on its petals. His whole person was like a male peacock with its tail open, showcasing his charm to the fullest.

He and Shen Yueyue were each holding the hand of a small child.

But what Shen Yueyue brought was the shuttlecock that Ning Yuwei had used before.

【Hahahahaha, one is biting a red rose and the other is carrying a feather shuttlecock. I can only say that the two don’t match at all.】

【Laughing my head off. The two have no tacit understanding, really no tacit understanding. Red rose is romantic, but what kind of attribute is a shuttlecock? Sports?】

【This segment is a bit interesting. What will Xiao Yu bring?】

【From a quick glance in the camera, it looks like Xiao Yu has changed her look! I’m looking forward to seeing what she’s going to carry on the red carpet!】

References

References
1 a man who is younger than the girl, simple, naive, caring, emotionally dependent and loyal
2 sounds like xiǎogǒu – cute dog
3 refers to someone who is involved in several affairs at the same time and is constantly chasing new conquest

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 6 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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