Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System!
Salted Fish Become Viral After Ignoring the Love System! Chapter 31

After first group finished walking, Shen Yueyue couldn’t help laughing.

She really didn’t know what to take so she just grabbed a shuttlecock. She didn’t expect it to end up having a comedic effect.

The audience was also supportive. The comments were either 【This pairing is interesting.】, 【It’s a bit funny.】, or 【One wants to play a romantic game, but the other is pragmatic, hahaha.】.

After the first group with a tacit understanding of 0, the second group soon followed.

It was Ning Yuwei, Ling Zige, and Xiao Wei Group.

Ning Yuwei was holding her limited edition bag, the kind that couldn’t be bought even if one has money. Ling Zige was also holding a limited edition briefcase.

【Women’s bag and men’s briefcase are a match.】

【Their tacit understanding is perfect!】

【It’s just not very interesting.】

【Although the brainwaves of the two are synchronized, they lack a little bit of character. It’s not easy to be remembered.】

For Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige’s red carpet walk, the audience had mixed opinions.

The fans of Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige praised them up to the sky, but unfortunately, the passersby and the audience didn’t buy it.

【Next group, Next group.】

The third group was Xi Rui’s.

Xi Rui was holding a feather duster, which was the most commonly used cleaning tool in the guest house.

Her partner was Ji Zhang.

Unfortunately, he didn’t bring a mop or a broom.

What he carried was the child’s favorite snack.

【Laughing to death. The things they brought are widely off the mark, it don’t match at all.】

【The history of the first group seems to be repeating itself, hahaha.】

【Feather duster with snacks, marvelous!】

【It’s actually not too bad. After cleaning, eat some snacks! Hahaha.】

After seeing what each other was holding, the guests themselves couldn’t help laughing.

The tacit understanding between the two was indeed a bit lacking.

However, it was still better than the first group.

The two held the child’s hands and walked the red carpet together.

Soon it was the fourth group’s turn.

It was Mu Jiajia and Xue Anzheng’s group.

She was holding a pot in her hand, which she took from the guest house’s kitchen, while her partner got succulents.

【Pot and succulents, hahaha, it seems that the guests don’t know each other well enough. Program Team, this won’t do ah, the guests need to have a deeper understanding of each other. Dog head.jpg】

【Upstairs, suddenly drag racing[1]sending extremely erotic and exciting text in a chatroom? I…… I like it!】

【Although it’s a friendship variety show, sending good morning and good night every day and doing tasks together is really not enough, not by a long shot.】

【Program Team, hurry up and make trouble!】

After Mu Jiajia’s group, the two guests from the fifth group, one holding a stuff toy and the other dragging a drying rack, led President Ning’s daughter by the hand and walked onto the red carpet with wind on their legs.

【Awesome.】

【Here comes the drying rack!】

【So the second group has the highest level of tacit understanding, right? It’s 100%. There’s nothing wrong except for the lack of novelty.】

【Guests, don’t lose hope!】

【Laughing to death. I’m looking forward to the surprise the next group will bring us.】

After all five groups of guests walked the red carpet, it was finally Ning Xiaoyu, Lu Jingdu and Xiangxiang’s turn.

When Ning Xiaoyu walked out with a birdcage in her hand, she couldn’t help being stunned when she saw what Lu Jingdu was holding.

【Love System: Who said that the second group has the most tacit understanding?! I’m the first to disagree! Obviously, you two have a lot of tacit understanding!】

【Girl, I can already foresee the days after you and the movie king retire!】

【Your retirement days will definitely be very sweet!】

Ning Xiaoyu was holding a birdcage with a starling inside. It was raised by the owner of the guest house for many years.

As for Lu Jingdu, what he’s holding was a bucket and a fishing pole.

The two looked at each other, each took Xiangxiang’s hand, and walked Xiangxiang down the red carpet.

【Laughing to death. Look at President Huo’s expression on the side.】

【Well, well, well, is President Huo regretting participating in this variety show? Who would have thought that a children variety show would collaborate with a friendship variety show? That’s why when variety shows are so popular, anything can happen.】

【I think it’s not so much as regret but that President Huo misses Madam Huo.】

【Xiao Yu, the movie king, and Xiangxiang have no sense of discord as if they’re one family. President Huo is probably jealous.】

【President Huo is jealous +1】

【One is walking with a bird and one is going for fishing, alright, alright.】

【Xiao Yu’s nature is already obvious, health-preserving salted fish.】

【The movie king is about to be led astray by Xiao Yu, I’m happy to see it.】

【Sure enough, the most interesting ones always comes last!】

After a round of red carpet walk, the result of the guests’ tacit understanding test was out.

Apart from Ning Yuwei’s group, the sixth group had the best understanding.

But in terms of fun, the sixth group had a significant lead over the second group.

On the whole, it was the sixth group that shone the brightest in this red carpet walk.

Shen Yueyue clicked her tongue twice, walked to Ning Xiaoyu and said, “Xiao Yu, if I were in a team with you, our tacit understanding will definitely be high as well!”

Nevertheless, the image of Ning Xiaoyu walking a bird was still far beyond her expectations.

Ning Xiaoyu’s interests seem to be different from ordinary people like them?

Shen Yueyue asked curiously, “How did you come up with the idea of ​​walking a bird on the red carpet?”

Ning Xiaoyu pursed her lips. “I’ve been eyeing it for a long time.”

Since coming to the guest house, Ning Xiaoyu had seen this pretty starling every day whenever she’s going in and out.

She’d always wanted to walk the bird, but unfortunately she never had the opportunity.

The owner treasures it very much.

Coincidentally, the program team gave her a chance.

Then she definitely had to catch it.

———


Walking the red carpet was just a small game. After it, there was a small interactive segment.

While the fathers continued their vacation, the guests continued to work in groups of two to take the children to do crafts and get an early taste of what it’s like to have children.

The program team prepared a lot of materials, allowing the guests to choose what they need.

Ning Yuwei chose some yarn, pearls and other accessories. “Handmade bags are very popular recently, let’s make bags. It’s easy to make.”

Xiao Wei scratched his head. “Sister, I’m a boy.”

Ning Yuwei smiled sweetly. “Boys can give it to their sisters. Don’t you have a little sister?”

“Yes.”

“Then we’ll make a bag.”

Similar conversations were going on in other groups as well.

In addition to making bags, there were also DIY phone cases.

There’s also building Legos.

When it was Ning Xiaoyu’s group’s turn, she took a bundle of ski ropes, some needles and threads, and a piece of elastic canvas with sewn edges to complete the task.

【??? What the other groups are doing can be seen at a glance, but what is Xiao Yu and the movie king’s group want to do?】

【It’s not what Xiao Yu and the movie king want to do, but what Xiao Yu wants to do.】

【I can’t guess.】

【So far, out of the twelve guests, the only one who makes me unable to guess what she’ll do is Xiao Yu.】

【Yes, Xiao Yu’s thoughts are really just two words: Don’t guess.】

【Don’t guess, you won’t be able to guess anyway.】

What Ning Xiaoyu wanted to do wasn’t too difficult.

Xiangxiang was only four years old this year, so she wasn’t suitable for some particularly difficult crafts.

Ning Xiaoyu held the things and looked at her group members. “So, do you know what to do?”

Xiangxiang shook her head honestly. “I don’t know.”

Looking at these materials, Lu Jingdu had a guess in his heart. But in order to maintain a sense of mystery, he did not say the answer.

Ning Xiaoyu took her two team members to find a spot between two trees.

While other guests were making handmade bags and phone cases, Ning Xiaoyu took the lead and started to get busy.

“Here, get the rope in.”

“Here too.”

 “The head part is more complicated, I’ll do it.”

It didn’t take long for the audience to realize what Ning Xiaoyu was trying to do.

【Is it a hammock? It’s a hammock, right?】

【It must be.】

【Other guests: Let’s make a beautiful bag/phone case/Lego. Xiao Yu: Let’s make a hammock. What are we making a hammock for? Of course it’s for lying down.】

【No wonder Xiao Yu chose a spot in the middle of two trees for their craft. I see.】

It didn’t take long for a simple version of a hammock to be done.

Moreover, having been securely fastened to the trunks, it was ready for use.

At this time, a task from the love system arrived.

【Girl, this is the first time you have completed a craft with the movie king and Xiangxiang, which has a unique significance for the three of you. Relationship between people deepened little by little by getting along with each other. How can your story continue without repeated interactions? At this time, you can——

A: Of course, praise your teammates heartily.

B: Of course, give your teammates a loving hug.

C: Of course, give your teammates a cheek to cheek kiss.】

After saying so, the love system waited expectantly for Ning Xiaoyu’s choice.

Xiangxiang was so cute, how could the host resist giving Xiangxiang a cheek kiss?

If Xiangxiang was given a cheek kiss, then the host would definitely give the other team member a cheek kiss.

So, cheek kiss! Cheek kiss!

Throw sugar at it as much as she like!

Ning Xiaoyu naturally couldn’t guess what the love system was thinking.

Different from the love brain system, she’s too lazy to think about romance or something that wasn’t there.

Under the expectant eyes of the love system, Ning Xiaoyu did not hesitate and chose A in seconds.

In this world, there could be no hugs and cheek kisses, but there could never be no compliments.

Learning to compliment others was also a life lesson.

No matter when, don’t be stingy with compliments.

Ning Xiaoyu clapped her hands. “The hammock is finished, everyone’s amazing! The three of us worked together so we completed it quickly. This is the result of everyone’s efforts. However, the safety of the hammock hasn’t been tested yet. It’s no problem, I’ll immediately test it out for you right now.”

The twist in the last sentence was far beyond the expectations of the love system.

【Love System: This…… Girl, you……】

With that, Ning Xiaoyu turned around quickly, and three seconds later, she was lying comfortably on the hammock.

Naturally, there was no problem with its safety.

Strong, secure and comfortable.

And the pattern of the canvas provided by the program team was also very fresh, not tacky at all.

It was now getting late.

They’ve walked on the red carpet and done handwork. In addition, Ning Xiaoyu had rushed around outside for most of the day, so she had long wanted to lie down.

Although she rested in the car for a while, it wasn’t as comfortable as lying down.

As soon as she lay on the hammock, Ning Xiaoyu felt that her entire body was much more relaxed.

Who could refuse to lie down?!

Anyway, Ning Xiaoyu couldn’t.

She didn’t lie down for too long. After a while, she let her two teammates go up to experience it one by one.

Xiangxiang usually travels in and out of cars that cost millions, and even when she’s out in the wild, she sleeps in custom-made sleeping bags.

This was the first time she had even laid in a hammock.

Needless to say, it added another novel experience for her four-year-old life.

And these recent novel experiences were all brought to her by Ning Xiaoyu.

Whether it’s digging a sand pit, riding a tricycle, or making a hammock like now, it’s the first time in Xiangxiang’s life.

This sister seems to be different from others.

What exactly was different was too much for her small head to figure out, but at least one thing was clear to her, and that was that she likes this older sister.

After Xiangxiang experienced the hammock, Lu Jingdu was naturally not left behind.

In order to allow her teammates to experience the hammock comfortably, Ning Xiaoyu deliberately picked the largest piece when choosing the fabric.

【It’s been a long time since I’ve slept in a hammock in the park, so this week I’m going to revisit the feeling of lying in one.】

【Just now, Xiao Yu said that she’ll help them test its safety, then immediately lay down. I can only say: It’s indeed her.】

【It really isn’t a surprise at all, hahaha.】

【Laughing to death.】

【As expected of her.】

The love system, who had been spectating from the sidelines, also followed along and said loudly, 【Girl, as expected of you!】

References

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1 sending extremely erotic and exciting text in a chatroom

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  1. Stephanie has spoken 6 months ago

    Thanks for the update

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