Accidentally Married a Man Full of Vinegar
Accidentally Married a Man Full of Vinegar Chapter 79

TL: snaggletooth

Chu Yi could understand Qin Yiheng’s emotions very well.

If he goes to Qin Yiheng’s high school gathering, all the students present called Qin Yiheng “baobei”.

He’ll definitely go crazy.

So he felt that he should not have the idea that since he didn’t do anything wrong, it shouldn’t matter.

Qin Yiheng is right to be angry.

What should you do when your partner is angry?

Coax him of course.

“Hehe.” Chu Yi let out another laugh to resolve the awkwardness.

He felt that with Qin Yiheng’s current mood, Qin Yiheng probably wouldn’t do anything like come forward and press him against the door. So he left the door and took out his phone.

Chu Yi went into the group chat, then pointed to Xiao-Jie’s speech above and said, “They are actually aware of the seriousness of the matter, it’s just that they’re used to it.”

Chu Yi turned his head and glanced at Qin Yiheng. Seeing that Qin Yiheng didn’t show an impatient expression, he continued to scroll down.

“Look at these red envelopes below, it’s all their punishments.”

Chu Yi said as he scrolled to the bottom.

Now that he has reached the bottom, he conveniently sent a message to the group chat.

Chu Yi: You guys can’t call me baobei in the future

Who knew whether everyone was waiting for Chu Yi to speak up or just happened to be playing on their phones. It took less than ten seconds after Chu Yi sent this message for all the people who came this evening to turn up and reply.

Xiao-Jie: Received
Wang Li: Received
Classmate 1: Received
Classmate 2: Received

Xiao-Jie: Explain it to your husband
Xiao-Jie: We were just calling randomly
Xiao-Jie: We won’t call that anymore
Xiao-Jie: You are now someone else’s baobei
Xiao-Jie: A real baobei
Wang Li: But you don’t have to be that baobei about it[1]baobei also mean teasure/to be precious 
Wang Li: *Tears flowing from a single dog*
Classmate 1: In which the tears are as sour as lemon

Chu Yi showed this chat log to Qin Yiheng.

Having been with Qin Yiheng for so long, Chu Yi felt that he probably mastered a new skill.

He can tell between seriousness, anger, teasing, and good mood from Qin Yiheng’s expressions that had basically no differences.

His expression right now looks to be in a good mood.

Since Qin Yiheng gradually became not angry, Chu Yi politely asked for sugar.

He put away his phone, smiled at Qin Yiheng again, and asked in a voice that he thought was very natural but actually a little obvious, “Are you angry?”

Qin Yiheng’s mood was currently in transition. Hearing Chu Yi’s question, he couldn’t hold it in anymore.

He put his arms around Chu Yi’s shoulder and bit his chin.

“Ahhh, Qin Yiheng! It hurts.”

Qin Yiheng bit for several seconds before finally releasing Chu Yi, and then said, “It’s more than angry.”

Chu Yi immediately laughed when he heard this and successfully exposed his happiness.

Chu Yi, “What else is there?”

Qin Yiheng couldn’t answer, so he simply took another bite.

The two changed their shoes and went in. Chu Yi took out his phone and took a picture of his chin, then found four obvious rows of tooth marks.

So cruel with his mouth.

After playing around all night, it was already very late when they came back. They went upstairs, took a shower without delay, and then went to bed.

Chu Yi waited for Qin Yiheng to lay down, then conscientiously squeezed himself into Qin Yiheng’s arms.

Chu Yi was about to turn off the lights when Qin Yiheng reached out and stopped him.

“What?” Chu Yi asked Qin Yiheng, “Not sleeping?”

Qin Yiheng pulled Chu Yi’s hand back and pressed it into his embrace, “Let’s chat for a while before we sleep.”

Chu Yi took his hand back and said, “About what?”

Qin Yiheng asked, “Why didn’t you sing tonight?”

Chu Yi, “Because…”

Chu Yi hadn’t finished talking when Qin Yiheng said, “They said you sing very well.”

Chu Yi exhaled a breath.

During the evening, everyone drank, sang, and played games, but Qin Yiheng didn’t really participate.

First of all, Qin Yiheng wasn’t familiar with anyone. Second, Chu Yi was worried that if Qin Yiheng suddenly joined, it would make everyone feel uneasy.

Singing was also one of the segments, but during this segment, Chu Yi only listened.

He sat next to Qin Yiheng obediently and stayed as an emotionless audience member together with Qin Yiheng.

It was also during this segment that a classmate of Chu Yi kicked up some fuss for Chu Yi to sing, and everyone joined in on it.

Of course, Chu Yi refused. Then the classmate smirked and said, “Baobei, since you sing so well, aren’t you gonna let your husband hear it?”

At that time, Qin Yiheng just happened to be looking down at his phone.

“I thought you didn’t hear that.” Chu Yi tried to distract Qin Yiheng.

Qin Yiheng said unhurriedly, “I heard all the baobeis this evening.”

Chu Yi, “Ahahahaha.”

Qin Yiheng asked, “You singing?”

Chu Yi frowned tightly with his brows.

Chu Yi, “Since you heard that, then could you tell the meaning behind his words?”

Qin Yiheng thought for a moment, “I originally thought it was a simple compliment, but since you pointed it out like this.” Qin Yiheng asked Chu Yi, “He was being sarcastic?”

Chu Yi nodded seriously, “Qin Yiheng, I’m the only one out of them whose tone dead.”

Qin Yiheng dragged out a long “Ahhhhh”.

“Crap.” Qin Yiheng said, “I want to hear it even more now.”

Chu Yi showed signs of reluctance.

He even felt that this “crap” was something Qin Yiheng picked up from his group chat.

Chu Yi began to think seriously.

Since Qin Yiheng wants to hear him sing, he will have to sing sooner or later, so why not today?

Singing for Qin Yiheng is no big deal.

Chu Yi self-digested it, then nodded, “Pick a song then.”

Qin Yiheng didn’t even think about it before saying, “I rarely listen to songs, what are you good at?”

Chu Yi had ‘are you kidding’ particularly written on his face, “I’m not good at anything.”

Qin Yiheng, “Two Tigers[2]Mandarin nursery rhyme…?”

Chu Yi laughed.

As expected.

As long as there’s a sudden call for a song, 80% of the time it’ll be Two Tigers.

Chu Yi sang Two Tigers countless times growing up.

But what’s the use?

“Ahem.” Chu Yi cleared his throat and sang slowly, “Two tigers, two tigers. Running fast, running fact. One has no eyes, one has no ears. Really strange, really strange!”

After Chu Yi finished singing, Qin Yiheng suddenly asked, “I remember that it’s one has no tail.”

Chu Yi was uncertain, “Really? Then what about the other one? No eyes or no ears?”

Qin Yiheng shook his head, “I don’t know.”

Chu Yi gulped and looked carefully at Qin Yiheng, “Aren’t you going to comment on it?”

Qin Yiheng said, “You’re indeed tone dead.”

Chu Yi, “…”

You are so straight to the point.

Qin Yiheng continued, “But it’s very cute, it’s like you’re reciting it.”

Chu Yi laughed, “You don’t need to comfort me, what’s cute about that?”

Qin Yiheng, “It’s just cute.”

Chu Yi didn’t argue with him, “Okay then.”

Qin Yiheng, “Sing it again.”

Chu Yi was confused, “Ah? Why? No.”

Qin Yiheng said reasonably, “It’s cute, and you made me angry today.”

“Wow.” Chu Yi exclaimed.

Qin Yiheng even learned this trick.

Qin Yiheng pinched Chu Yi’s chin and said, “Singing or not?”

Chu Yi nodded, “I’m singing, I’m singing.”

One song is singing and 100 songs are also singing.

If he’s a man, then he’ll sing 100 songs.

This time Chu Yi sang Two Tigers. He sang that last part three times, he first sang his version, then added Qin Yiheng’s ‘one has no tail’.

After singing, Chu Yi snapped his fingers and said, “Did you hear, there was an easter egg.”

Qin Yiheng was amused by Chu Yi and chuckled.

Then he gave Chu Yi a symbolic applause.

“Wait.” Qin Yiheng pushed Chu Yi away a little, took the phone from the bedside, and said to Chu Yi, “Sing it again, I’ll record it.”

Chu Yi was shocked, “Why are you recording this for?”

Qin Yiheng, “If I want to listen to it in the future, you don’t have to sing again, I can just listen to this.”

Chu Yi, “…”

It actually made so much sense.

But Chu Yi still resisted, “No need, if you want to hear it, I’ll sing it for you later.”

Chu Yi heard his recorded voice before, it was very embarrassing.

Not to mention singing.

Qin Yiheng heard this but didn’t put down his phone. Instead, he said unhurriedly with the tone he had used previously, “I was angry today.”

Chu Yi, “…”

Chu Yi, “I’ll sing, I’ll sing.”

Who would like such a thing as him?


Chu Yi.

Chu Yi not only sang, but also actively stretched out his hand, opened the recording app on Qin Yiheng’s phone, clicked the recording button, and leaned over the mic to sing.

Because he knew that it was a recording, Chu Yi sang less casually. He sang very seriously, word by word, and finally also added Qin Yiheng’s easter egg.

After singing, Chu Yi said to Qin Yiheng’s phone, “Thank you.”

Then he turned off the recording.

Chu Yi pushed Qin Yiheng’s hand back and said like he was disgusted with it, “Done, keep it to yourself, don’t play it for me to hear.”

Qin Yiheng tapped on his phone a few times, and then said, “Crap.”

Chu Yi had an ominous hunch, “What?”

Qin Yiheng, “Can I make it my alarm?”

Chu Yi was shocked, “Of course not!”

Qin Yiheng lifted his head a little and said, “During the meeting a few days ago, a department manager’s phone alarm rang. It was the voice message recorded by his wife, repeating “laogong, time to wake up”, it even had background music.”

Qin Yiheng had ‘I also want it’ particularly written on his face, and Chu Yi’s head was going to explode.

Qin Yiheng suggested, “Or you can also record a ‘laogong, time to wake up’.”

Chu Yi exhaled.

It was at this moment that he noticed that things were very wrong.

Why must he do whatever Qin Yiheng wants him to do?

Ah, of course he did make Qin Yiheng angry tonight.

But it doesn’t hinder him.

Why must he do whatever Qin Yiheng wants him to do!

Chu Yi, “How about no, haha.”

Chu Yi looked at Qin Yiheng and revealed an expression of begging for mercy.

He’s cowardly yet still wants to hold his stance.

That was Chu Yi’s original meaning.

Qin Yiheng did not retreat at all, “What if I must have it?”

Chu Yi gulped and pointed to Qin Yiheng’s phone, “Then I want it too. You record it for me and I’ll record it for you.”

That was a good reason, but he didn’t expect Qin Yiheng to agree so easily, “Okay.”

He didn’t even need Chu Yi to move, Qin Yiheng went to Chu Yi’s side himself and helped him get his phone.

Very nimbly, Qin Yiheng found the recording app in Chu Yi’s phone through the search bar, and tapped start.

Qin Yiheng, “Little husband, time to wake up.”

Chu Yi lay stiffly on the bed.

Qin Yiheng’s actions were completed in one go, and Chu Yi was shooked.

Qin Yiheng even played out the voice recording he had just recorded.

“Little husband, time to wake up.”

“Little husband, time to wake up.”

After hearing this, Qin Yiheng asked Chu Yi, “Is this good? If it isn’t, I’ll record it again.”

Chu Yi, “…”

Chu Yi couldn’t take on Qin Yiheng at all.

Qin Yiheng wasn’t the former Qin Yiheng. Now that Qin Yiheng was more human-like around him, he will cooperate with him to do things and even say some nice words to hear.

But despite this, Qin Yiheng’s genuinity and sincerity remained.

In Chu Yi’s view, the Qin Yiheng right now was not ashamed at all. There’s nothing he didn’t dare to do nor say.

Because Qin Yiheng was like this, Chu Yi felt that his shilly-shally from just now wasn’t right.

Chu Yi nodded, “It’s good.”

Chu Yi had no reason to make more excuses, “Give me your phone, I’ll record one.”

Qin Yiheng handed him his phone.

Chu Yi conscientiously opened the recording app, and then said, “Time to wake up, laogong.”

After recording, he handed Qin Yiheng his phone, but Qin Yiheng didn’t take it.

“It had no feelings.” Qin Yiheng commented.

Chu Yi laughed dryly twice, took Qin Yiheng’s phone back, deleted what he had just recorded, coughed, and said, “Laogong, time to wake up.”

After recording, he handed it over, but Qin Yiheng still didn’t take it.

Chu Yi raised his brow and waited for Qin Yiheng’s comment.

Qin Yiheng thought for a bit and shook his head, “It doesn’t feel right.”

Chu Yi stopped shilly-shallying and played out what he just recorded.

But in less than a second, he tapped pause.

Chu Yi, “It’s already so cringy, it’s still no good?”

Qin Yiheng shook his head, “No good.”

Chu Yi shrugged, “It’s the best I can do.”

Qin Yiheng stared into Chu Yi’s eyes, thought for a moment, and suddenly grinned.

Chu Yi felt his heart ticklish, “What?”

Qin Yiheng, “I have an idea.”

Before Chu Yi asked what’s the idea, Qin Yiheng suddenly lifted the quilt and pulled Chu Yi into his arms.

Chu Yi, who was still full of uncertainties the previous second, immediately understood Qin Yiheng’s actions the next second.

It-it-it can’t be, right?

The translator has something to say:
oh yes it can :>


1 baobei also mean teasure/to be precious
2 Mandarin nursery rhyme…
  1. tama_ochi has spoken 2 years ago

    oh, dear. he will record the alarm sound when they… 🍋

  2. Ritsuka has spoken 2 years ago

    Haha i love how QY just learned crap and keeps using it

  3. milui has spoken 2 years ago

    Making recordings of singing and a wake up call??? Oh how they make me feel even more single… Thank you for the translations!


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